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New Tricks For Old Dogs

Daddy Bear

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a heartsick and sad semi-lunatic

who had twice cut his throat on his rhetoric

did pray for deliverance

from a godawful limerence

in an equally godawful limerick.


though he knew this attempt was in vain

and regret would forevermore reign,

he composed nonetheless

for his heart was a mess

and each line was pumped out by the pain.


here is one inescapable moral:

mind your words, whether written or oral!

though emotions may storm,

keep it simple and warm

or be shunned by the gender clitoral.



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