EssexMan Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Today, 9pm CautiousCook I am planning on cooking my girlfriend spaghetti for dinner, but discovered that the local deli was out of Parmesan cheese. Can anyone suggest a good substitute? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:02pm LuckyInLove Dump her man! Expecting cheese on her spaghetti spells C.H.E.A.T.I.N.G...have you not noticed the first three letters yet????????? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:03pm PUArtist It depends. If she is a 6, and you are a 15, then the cube root of cheese indicates that you can expect her strands of spaghetti to form a figure 8. But if she is a 4, and you are a 5, then you’re too young to be handling boiling water anyway. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:06pm Squeaky2012 I am in a similar situation with my gf. I bought all the Parmesan cheese in my local deli and then discovered I have no spaghetti. Luckily my gf is a mouse so I am hoping we can get thru this. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:06pm LuckyInLove Dump her man! Mice are frigid. Have you not noticed the last three letters yet?????????? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:07pm CautiousCook Update: I texted her and she said it was cool, she has some cheese and she is bringing it with her. Whew! I’m excited and nervous! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:08pm Punster Grate ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:08pm Lolzita I am lik in a simaliar situaton wit my bf he is a pece of cheese and he is grate to me tho he live 250000 miles away we txt lik every wk do u think we shd skype 2 or is he jus playing games ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:09pm LuckyInLove He should dump you before you dump him on Skype. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:09pm CautiousCook A mouse fell in the spaghetti pan and I had to throw it out. We’re getting Chinese instead. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:10pm PUArtist In that case I recommend you order numbers 4, 5, 6, 12, 15 and the egg rolls. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:11pm LuckyInLove You did the right thing to dump that cheating spaghetti. Next! 3 Link to comment
Steve55 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 LOL, great...You did leave out, "I once got food poisoning from cheese so now I hate all cheeses." Link to comment
EssexMan Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 LOL, great...You did leave out, "I once got food poisoning from cheese so now I hate all cheeses." Cheese has it easy. Us cheese-eaters have to do all the work - the buying, the unwrapping, the slicing, the grating, the eating - while the cheese just sits there and makes no effort. It's SO UNFAIR! 1 Link to comment
catfeeder Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 The parmesan is a flake--stop your pursuit and stick to NC. The mouse has trust issues and had no business invading your food. Change your locks, your diet and your passwords--find the strength to stop catering to her. Consider a restraining order. Link to comment
EssexMan Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 Parmesan flake, very good. Link to comment
Silverbirch Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Are you sure it was a mouse and not a small rat? If it was a rat, then that is lot more serious. Link to comment
EssexMan Posted January 28, 2013 Author Share Posted January 28, 2013 Who knows. Rodents can be very deceptive and manipulative. Link to comment
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