Dating : Male struggle - Chapter I

[Habibi]

CHAPTER FIFTEEN : ONE FOR THE TEAM

 

This is the only time, the only case and under only this circumstance when the rules of engagement don’t apply.

 

That’s right : we are gonna help out a friend !

 

Your pal calls because he finally got a date with a hottie BUT she got a condition.

 

Her friend likes you, she is bringing her with and you HAVE to come along.

 

Scary crap !

 

Well, in all honesty, I have done this twice (not true but I refuse to make public the real number…shameful !).

 

Last time it was a complete disaster.

 

I still have the chills with this chapter of my life.

 

It was in Malaga, Spain.

 

My pal met this hottie in the swimming pool, made an appointment and I had to come.

 

She was really good looking so I thought (poor me) that her friend would be equally or even more hot .

 

At the meeting point I got paralyzed. Went completely in state of shock and running away was my first reaction.

 

I was trapped !

 

Back to the hotel, Frankenstein's daughter kept telling me that I was too shy and was getting closer by the second to my face.

 

The inevitable and irreversible tongue-attack was about to happen.

 

All I could think of was Lassie…the damn dog didn’t come to my rescue.

 

It doesn't matter if you close your eyes, it won't help.

 

I even tried the " I got my period" but to no avail.

 

I got butchered !

 

Yes, I took one for the team.

 

What are friends for…right ? Right !!??

[Habibi]

CHAPTER SIXTEEN : AWARENESS

 

 

Ever wondered about that ex who treated you poorly ?

 

Wanna know why ?

 

And what is even worse…wanna know why you will be disrespected in the future ?

 

Let's look at a thief.

 

He feels the thrill, loves the challenge…that’s his passion.

 

You will hear him boasting about what he did and how.

 

Look at his eyes when he reaches the part of his story explaining you how he outsmarted everybody. Intoxicating.

 

Do you know what makes a good thief ? Because I got no clue.

 

But I can tell you what makes a thief .

 

The opportunity !!