Habibti Inti Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 While I'm in the shower I clean my penis with Ivory soap & water. Sometimes I use Selsun Blue or Head & Shoulders. After I get out of the shower I dry myself and then I get my penis erect and pull back the skin. I then open up a bottle of Listerine & pour it on my penis. My penis starts to burn. That's when I know all the germs are being killed. My penis then gets cold and starts to feel the way the inside of a mouth feels after using Listerine: cool & minty fresh. Cleaning my penis with Listerine makes me feel so good inside. It feels so good to know that one day when I surrender myself to a clean virgin girl, she'll be getting a clean virgin boy to make love to & turn him into a man. I will always clean my penis with Listerine before having sex. One penis, one vagina, one love for all eternity, Amen! Link to comment
Gilgamesh Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Well at least you wont get gingivitis. Link to comment
Trinity1607306450 Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Gilgamesh I laughed long and hard at your reply .. well done my friend .. and to the lad with the minty member .. get a life! Link to comment
owlman Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Well, I can sum this up in 5 words: ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! I suppose if you're just rinsing the outside that's not too bad, but be careful dude, there's all kinds of chemicals and such in mouthwash, it may not be the best thing for your thing. And I'm not sure the ladies would want your penis doused in Listerine right before sex, a burning sensation is using a bad thing in those areas... Link to comment
jarhead Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 What the hell is the matter wiht you? Link to comment
Bunnybaby Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 THanx 4 sharing dude I am sure we all really needed to know that Link to comment
Colls Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 OMG....thas really weird, its like the dude on My Big Fast Greek Wedding -EXCEPT WORSE Link to comment
funnygirl Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Thats the funniest goddamn thing I ever heard. I want to meet you. I want to bring you a 1.75 liter of the stuff and witness this happening. Makes me want to run right out and buy some baking soda or something for my anus so that when I work out at the gym not only will it absorb the moisture but any possible offending smell. Got a better idea. Why dont you have your girlfriend put it in her mouth and then dip your wang in. Might not sting as much. By the way, just so you know, this behavior is sorta questionable, don't tell anybody else. Jeez...... Link to comment
love_junkie Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 oh no! you better watch that mouthwash-on-wang stuff!! i have met several folks who claim(true or not?) that the minty-fresh elixir will cause the wang to SHRINK! An average of 2" !!! So much for the wedding night! I guess yall will be crying about the size of it instead of other things! i believe that there may be support groups for "shrinking willy syndrome". check around online! LJ Link to comment
Habibti Inti Posted August 7, 2003 Author Share Posted August 7, 2003 I fill up my entire bathroom tub with Listerine and sit naked in it. Link to comment
owlman Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 Alright, now you're just messing with us. Listerine is too expensive to buy enough to fill a bath tub. Link to comment
Ash Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 Hmm. bizarre. You can feel it burning. Ever wonder why you have that extra bit of skin there? To protect you from unusual things. Hope you don't end up toughening it up and losing sensation. Just use regular shampoo, not even the dandruff type. Some natural odours are part of it all dude. Our brains are wired that way. You'll find out what I mean someday. I do think this thread funny as hell though!! Link to comment
Habibti Inti Posted January 23, 2004 Author Share Posted January 23, 2004 I finally did it! Link to comment
MichellePerry69 Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 OMG are you serious???????? You know what, i like the taste of Listerine.......lol If you know what I mean.......j/k Dude i think you need to quit before you so some major damage!!! Link to comment
r6 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 what are you 5 years old dam man WTF some virgin girl is she going to be douching herself with listerine too, your probally killing your penis Link to comment
ChrisYellowV6Stang Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH GAWWDDD!!!!!! You better sure as heck not get that stuff in the tip...because that can seriously damage your body. Listerine has many chemicals in it which can harm you....can even possibly leave you sterile :shocked!: One thing, however, I really do hope that you don't have your heart set on a "virgin girl who keeps herself extremly clean"....it probably isnt going to happen, sorry to burst your bubble. However, I really would reccomend you stop that, it's very unsafe. just look at the ingredients in listerine. Link to comment
Youth Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 oh huh LOL! U know maaan. Bacteria and germs die in boiling water too, lo Link to comment
Habibti Inti Posted March 6, 2006 Author Share Posted March 6, 2006 I'm still doing it! Link to comment
mouse_potato Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Well you gave me a much needed laugh if nothing else, ta! Link to comment
shiminimo Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 dude do you wash your penis with listerine and floss your butt crack with dental floss? Link to comment
ilovecats Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 This has really gave me a good,long laugh!!Thanks!That's really weird.By the way,I take care of the elderly and there's an old lady that cleans herself down there with Listerine.I asked her one day if that stuff burns and she said it doesn't.Still weird though. Link to comment
ShySoul Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 So what I wonder, why the urge to share such information with the world? As long as you are ok, why do we need to know what you do? Link to comment
AwdreeHpburn Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 This was funny to me. I laughed a ton! flloss his butt crack with dental floss Ah ha ha ha ha ha RFLMAO What else ya got? Of course I think most of us know you really don't. You'd have to be a glutton for punishment indeed... ...and I think you like messin' with people! Link to comment
CarnelianButterfly Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I don't think this is a laughing matter. This is a serious problem. You sound like you have OCD, obsessive compulsive disorder, your desire to be clean out weighs the safety of your body. You need to see a professional therapist before you cause yourself serious damage. It's not healthy for you to do this to yourself, please get help. Link to comment
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