karvala Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 All folks, feel free to post here limericks profound and absurd, entirely at your leisure, to prove your total lack of poetic skills. ----------------------------- I will get the ball rolling The rebellious poet from inner Tyv, Had a written style most definitive, A propensity though, Which often he'd show, To jolly well split the infinitive! It get can only get better from here. Link to comment
bexcelant Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 There once was a man from Nantucket... LOL Link to comment
quirky Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 It get can only get better from here. That's true. I don't understand at all what you're talking about, I thought my English was good. Link to comment
Cimmie Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 There was a young woman called Dora whose bloke was a terrible snorer the racket was such it became just too much and Dora turned into a roarer Link to comment
tiredofvampires Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 There was an old lady from Snew Who thought that she was an old gnu She acted insane And so it was plain She should've been sent to the zoo. That one's from middle school (age 12) Link to comment
Jeen Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 mmmmmm...! The devil do not sleep I do not sleep Is this a mistake? Or am I the devil Dressed in silk. Link to comment
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