dtgrl812 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 w/o going into details on how (judging from the topic category, I am sure you all can guess how) I will say my husband and I broke our bed. We busted the fairly new box spring---- it collapsed in on itself and as far as we can tell there is no way to fix it..... we thought it was kinda funny. has anyone ever done something similar? Link to comment
PJPaul Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Whoa! Can u give me pointers!!!!! lol Link to comment
midnightrambler Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 yep....mattress went through the boards underneath the bed......I know a lady that broke her jaw while having sex Link to comment
PJPaul Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 yep....mattress went through the boards underneath the bed......I know a lady that broke her jaw while having sex elaborate Link to comment
Mythical_Suicide Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 LMAO been there done that before.. It's funny trying to explain it.. Infact my headboard is still sitting beside my bed "Oops" HAHA Link to comment
dtgrl812 Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 yep....mattress went through the boards underneath the bed......I know a lady that broke her jaw while having sex eeek!! no injuries... tho we did have a good laugh Whoa! Can u give me pointers!!!!! lol sad part is we won't be able to replace it for awhile. the bed looks very sad--- one end is up slightly higher than the other 3 corners Link to comment
Mythical_Suicide Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Can you get a piece of plywood and put under the mattress? Link to comment
dtgrl812 Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 Can you get a piece of plywood and put under the mattress? my husband has a plan..... will have to wait til tomorrow though Link to comment
littlestar Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 PSML ROFL LMFAO U really have m laughing!!! Way to go!! I've never broken a bed but good on you! Link to comment
waveseer Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 It's a mighty strange feeling to have the whole bed fall straight down at once. It felt like an earthquake tremor. lol Link to comment
midnightrambler Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 elaborate i heard this from her sister in law.....she was riding cowgirl and they slipped off the side of the bed and she hit the night stand Link to comment
dtgrl812 Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 it was funny....we through the bed fell through the frame.... afterwards the box spring looked like a accordion all folded up. SO funny. Link to comment
Mythical_Suicide Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 i heard this from her sister in law.....she was riding cowgirl and they slipped off the side of the bed and she hit the night stand omg! Ouch! Link to comment
dtgrl812 Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 i heard this from her sister in law.....she was riding cowgirl and they slipped off the side of the bed and she hit the night stand DAMN--- i am making sure we have a 15 foot clearance.... i am a bit of a klutz Link to comment
midnightrambler Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 it was funny....we through the bed fell through the frame.... afterwards the box spring looked like a accordion all folded up. SO funny. apparently a crash landing for the happy couple Link to comment
midnightrambler Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 DAMN--- i am making sure we have a 15 foot clearance.... i am a bit of a klutz always start in the middle of the bed...when you go to one partner's side or the other danger increases Link to comment
lady00 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Yep. Been there with an ex. Could not contain ourselves we were laughing so hard. Link to comment
dtgrl812 Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 apparently a crash landing for the happy couple lol---- SO funny. we told one mutual friend and he (was on th phone) said he spit his sprite all over his car when we told him... then we were laughing again!! Link to comment
jettison Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 When I was very young and very broke, my girlfriend and I broke her futon. With 3 of the boards cracked through, we slept in what amounts to a huge hole in the bed for close to two months before we could afford to replace it. Good times. Link to comment
redrose85 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 I am always afraid of breaking the bed. I love my bed and don't want to break it LOL Link to comment
JadedStar Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Yep, have broken the bed before, and we are both very light people! LOL Link to comment
Shadows Light Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Broke the bed eh? Nope... can't say I've experienced that one. Though I have gotten a concussion.... and nearly knocked his front teeth out of his mouth. ?????????? Without TMI.... he was getting into his work and bending forward when I decided to throw my head back and arch my back. Since neither of us were knocked unconscious... all I could think of saying in that moment was... "IF you bloody stop.. I'll kill you!!!"... he didn't... we both ROFL afterward. Good-times... gooood times. Link to comment
xXPusHedAsiDeXx Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Me and an ex girlfriend broke my bed about 6 months ago. We were really going at it, then the bed started collapsing where the pillows where. On the way down, I was absolutely bricking it, holding onto the head board for dear life while falling down. We stopped for a few seconds, realised what we had just done then continued This was a steel bed too, so ... I feel your pain Link to comment
PsychGirly Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 LOL Yea, my ex & I broke the couch once. One of the legs went loose & the couch collapsed. As if that wasn't funny enough, we just kept on going as if nothing happened...that was the hardest workout I've ever had--slanted sex loll Link to comment
dtgrl812 Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 AHHH my husband's plan to fix the bed did not work. oh well. Might not be 'til may til we can get a new one. It is still comfortable.... just low. Link to comment
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