aNnAeLiZaBeTh Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 LOL!! haha niiice Link to comment
Bonzophuebes1 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Laughter is nice.. Good day beginning then. Link to comment
aNnAeLiZaBeTh Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 yup, and i have to go to work in a little bit, so i'm glad i can start out on a good note, because usually work is really sucky Link to comment
Bonzophuebes1 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I am a public affairs officer for the navy in Great lakes, but a MEDICAL PHOTOGRAPHER BY TRADE. With a background in Emergency medicine. YOU Link to comment
aNnAeLiZaBeTh Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 lol wow, i don't think i want to tell you what i do now. that sounds pretty impressive and intimidating. well, considering i'm only 18, right now i work in a health club/gym and i also dental assist. i start college next month, so those are just summer jobs. Link to comment
Bonzophuebes1 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Well, being 18 working in a gym, whch means you get to wrk out for free whch can be expensive these days is great. Getting ready for school is awesome. When you are 34 like me, you will have things to say like I do. However, my jobs are not as impressive as it sounds. Thank you though. Link to comment
aNnAeLiZaBeTh Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 anytime! and yes i am staying in school. im taking general studies right now, but i hope to get into nursing or law school. Link to comment
aNnAeLiZaBeTh Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 speaking of work, i actually have to leave to go to it now, but message me later if you like and thanks so much for all of your help! not just you, thanks to EVERYONE that helped me in the thread, i really appreciate the advice. xoxo Link to comment
Bonzophuebes1 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 N-E Time sugah... Have fun.. And general studines are more important cause they are the ones that hold you back from studing what you want.. DAMN AMERICAN COLLEGE SYSTEM.. Link to comment
rootcause43 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I'm a little late to this thread... but I want to say that I've never met a "Ahem" that I didn't like. Link to comment
Bonzophuebes1 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 HAHAHAHA, EVEN if you can hide a midget in there... Link to comment
tiredofvampires Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Gee, Bonzo, who cares about your "millimeter peter" with a resume like that! Women love competence! Link to comment
Bonzophuebes1 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 You like that huh! I am posint all over this board today.. HAHA Link to comment
jettison Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 haha, i made that post about hating my vagina. i feel you. it's really horrible and i feel it's so gross. it's not the clamshell kind if you know what i mean. ewewew. i know everyone says love it because it's beautiful and everything but it's so hard when it looks like something my cat puked up. too far? haha. OMG, how could any woman "hate" their vagina? I just don't understand it. I don't know you, but i'm pretty sure that I would love your vagina unconditionally should we ever meet. I usually reserve unconditional love for family members and childhood friends, but i'll make an exception for your vagina. *jotting down note to self for future reference* Unconditional love reserved for: - mom - dad - younger sister - pet - stanger's vagina from internet who i'll never meet For serious, women worrying about their vagina.... it's called "bumping uglies", and that's said in the most endearing way possible. They're all so damned beautiful. I doubt that anyone has anything at all to even remotely worry about. Link to comment
jettison Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Why would we complain about the labia not being simmetrical? If you look closely, male genitalia is not simmetrical either. The penis will usually lean to one side and one of the testicles will hang lower than the other. That's the way it is. I never thought about doing surgery to "correct" that, as from the start I was explained that it was normal. I hang to the left. I've always wondered if I was born that way or if decades of just hanging it to that side made it stay. Hmmmm. Does anyone have the answer? I looked into surgery, but I figured it would be easier to just buy a rope or a harness. Link to comment
jettison Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 yeah, every guy I've dated isn't symmetrical down there. I always thought it was cute. But there is something a little different about a girls labia hanging out a little that just grosses me out. It's kinda like a little tongue sticking out of you saying "nah nah nah nah boo boo..." haha. No way! That's completely sexy. I think I many men even like it more. When her labia is sticking out like that, it's not saying "nah, nah, nah, nah, boo" to me llike it is to you. Although my last GF was an American, strangely, her labia spoke to me in Italian. Since I don't speak italian, and my GF didn't speak italian either, she couldn't translate for me. However, i'm pretty sure that whatever sweet nothings her labia was whispering in my ear... it was beautiful and profound. I'd like to imagine that her labia was reciting verses from famous 19th century poets. However, occasionally, her labia would speak to me in English (with a heavy accent of course), and I admit that when it started quoting passages from Salman Rushdie's Satanic Verses, I got a bit freaked out. Still, I loved her so. Sweet, sweet labia. Link to comment
jettison Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Well, I'm surprised by the fact that females find penises to be attractive. I find penises disgusting, I rather look at a vulva for extended periods of time I never thought about the relative attractiveness of my penis before one particular GF started bringing it up to me. During one particular conversation in bed, she said that mine was "beautiful". I thought that was odd. Shouldn't a man's penis be mean and tough and scary and strong. "Beautiful"? That didn't seem right. So then she changed it to "attractive". "You just have the most attractive penis." So, the next day my penis was all abuzz. It was walking around town like it owned the place. I was happy that my penis had received a healthy dose of admiration and self esteem, but then I started thinking that it was too much... that all this praise was going to my penis's head. So, basically, when I got home, I reprimanded my penis and had a frank discussion with it about grace and humility. It's still acting pretty damn cocky, but at least it doesn't get carried away with itself like it used to. Link to comment
Cimmie Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Jettison, I knew you would find this thread eventually, after your clitoris and the devil got trashed. I think you're still in a funny mood, no? I think penises are beautiful. What else is so hard and so soft at the same time? They are a miracle of natural engineering. Link to comment
jettison Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Jettison, I knew you would find this thread eventually, after your clitoris and the devil got trashed. I think you're still in a funny mood, no? I think penises are beautiful. What else is so hard and so soft at the same time? They are a miracle of natural engineering. I agree Cimmie. I think that penises were developed a long time ago by nobel prize winning, German scientists in top secret labs. There is no other way to explain it. Link to comment
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