What not to say to police

[Starless]

What Not To Say To The Police

 

 

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

 

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

 

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

 

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

 

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

 

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

 

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

 

8. I pay your salary!

 

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

 

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

 

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

 

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[I_love_rain_hugs_and_you]

I remember a guy I used to know who one day thought it would be interesting to go through a police drinking and driving check point. He wasn't driving that way, but when he saw the check point, he deliberately turned on to the road to the check point. He thought it would be fun to get a breathalyzer. When he reached the checkpoint the officer asked him for his license...and then he realized he had forgotten it!!!! LOL...they gave him a warning and he had to go the police station a couple of days later to show he really did have a licence, but he didn't get fined or anything.

[Starless]

hahaha thats classic.

[Jetta]

Those are great.