Just got surgery and cant masturbate for 5 weeks!

[casualguy17]

Okay, this is kinda bad, I just got circumcised, and little did I know that I can't masturbate for 5 weeks! I honestly don't know what I'm going to do. It's been like almost 2 weeks already and I'm ALWAYS horny. In school I always have a stiffy which can be very embarrasing. If anyone has any advice on what to do it would be great. Or you can just sympathize, that would be cool too.

[Rainswept]

I guess your gonna have to get your mind off of it....think of sports or music or something gross

[Sebulous]

thinking of some joke I heard

 

Birth control pill for guys! a sugar pill in the shape of his parents having sex.

 

Ya, just think that your parents sleeping with each other. that quickly kills the stiffs

[laroxes]

I had that problem even though I was circumcised at birth. Get some sport underwear to hold everything down & in place. You will probably get some pleasant relief with a wet dream or two.

[asdf]

watch the movie 40 days and 40 nights? it'll give you something to relate to

 

 

sports or something that is quite physically intensive is a good way to get some physical release.

[detox5]

Well if ur cicumcised or how ever u spell it, why not try and not use your forskin, use your actual willy im sure it will give you just as much satisfaction as u are horney as hell and I bet yuou can come just as quick.