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Anal Sex--anyone tried it?


BronzedSkin123

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I got into it with the wife towards the end of the marriage. It was my first time with it, hers too. She took to it like "candy to a baby". I liked it because it was different, tight, and nasty.

 

It only hurts if its forced. In porno movies they make it look like it hurts to add to the effect. You know, the whole domination of men over women and demeaning them, that sorta thing.

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okay, there's a few questions in there! lol

 

It usually hurts but if you do it right it can either a)not hurt or b)feel good. I know a few girls who can ONLY orgasm through anal.

 

You have to use LOTS AND LOTS of lubrication, and the best way is to work up to a penis. Various sizes, starting with very small, of toys to get you used to having something in there is best.

 

And yes, the more you do it the easier it is. I haven't been able to do it with my boyfriend because his 'member' is too big for that particular 'club'. lol

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Well, if you are thinking of trying it for the first time, make sure you do it with someone you trust completely. Use lots and lots of lube, and make sure he is gentle and Sloooooooow...... Try with fingers first (depending on his girth). Nice and easy does it is the rule here.

 

And yes those porn women are stretched and loose, so they can just pop it in there with no trouble.

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Another advantage of anal sex that is rarely mentioned. It's a rather unique form of birth control. Just watch out for drippings.

 

Reminds me of an "on topic" joke.

 

A woman goes to the doctor and says "my husband has developed a real liking for anal sex, do you think there is a problem with that?".

 

The doctor says, "no, nothing wrong with anal sex, just make sure you take proper precautions to avoid an unwanted pregnancy".

 

The woman says, "I didn't think you can get pregnant from anal sex?".

 

The doctor says, "of course you can, where do you think attorneys come from?".

 

Badump bump.

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Another advantage of anal sex that is rarely mentioned. It's a rather unique form of birth control. Just watch out for drippings.

 

Reminds me of an "on topic" joke.

 

A woman goes to the doctor and says "my husband has developed a real liking for anal sex, do you think there is a problem with that?".

 

The doctor says, "no, nothing wrong with anal sex, just make sure you take proper precautions to avoid an unwanted pregnancy".

 

The woman says, "I didn't think you can get pregnant from anal sex?".

 

The doctor says, "of course you can, where do you think attorneys come from?".

 

Badump bump.

 

I don't think drippings are enough to get you pregnant, though.

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Another advantage of anal sex that is rarely mentioned. It's a rather unique form of birth control. Just watch out for drippings.

 

Reminds me of an "on topic" joke.

 

A woman goes to the doctor and says "my husband has developed a real liking for anal sex, do you think there is a problem with that?".

 

The doctor says, "no, nothing wrong with anal sex, just make sure you take proper precautions to avoid an unwanted pregnancy".

 

The woman says, "I didn't think you can get pregnant from anal sex?".

 

The doctor says, "of course you can, where do you think attorneys come from?".

 

Badump bump.

 

Got one for you....

 

Man tells his buddy "the wife and I tried anal sex for the first time" on Saturday. Buddy asks "how was it man"....Man says "well i had a hard time sitting at first right after but now I"m fine.

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You must not know much about sex and pregnancy then. It only takes 1 little swimmer in order for a female to get pregnant.

 

YEP! And we'd know wouldn't we mythical? We have had one of those little buggers make it thru...LOL well for me twice seeing that i have two kids.

 

Seirously tho those "drippings" can make one pregnant. Risk is not as high but it is there.

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You must not know much about sex and pregnancy then. It only takes 1 little swimmer in order for a female to get pregnant.

 

Yeah and someone once told me that I was the best part of my father that dripped down my mothers belly. Now I know what they meant.

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