Damned Ol Cop

[su56]

Flying down US 33 late for work again

Excessive speeds I did not top

Foot on the accelarator about mid-way

Pulled over by a damned ol' cop..

 

My insurance was paid..I'm thankful for that

Seatbelt was worn and snuggly in place

He was all bug-eyed and fit to be tied

When he got up in my face...

 

"Haven't I pulled you over before"?

I heard him say through clenched jaw

"It seems to be a ritual for you

To keep messing with the law.."

 

"Another ticket I'll have to write

To help pay for the cruiser I drive

I sure could use a vacation this year

You keep this department alive.."

 

I paid for his cruiser, his vacation too

I even pay for his child support..

You think I would learn my lesson

As many times as I've been to court!!

 

Here I go again, flying down US 33

Hair blowing, speeding I just can't stop

Radio cranked and jammin to the tunes

And here comes that damned ol' cop..

[BellaDonna]

Hi. This has got to be one of the most unique/original poems I've seen in a while.

 

I liked it.

[su56]

Thank You!