31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

[Drizown]

This was written by a male with experience and I thought it was interesting, seeing as a lot of it is true actually i think all of it is. So it might help out some of the clueless guys out there.

 

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

 

 

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

 

 

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the darn hat.

 

 

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

 

 

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

 

 

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

 

 

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

 

 

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

 

 

--8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

 

 

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

 

 

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

 

 

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pu-c

 

 

--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

 

 

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

 

 

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

 

 

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.

 

 

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

 

 

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

 

 

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

 

 

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

 

 

19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.

 

 

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.

 

 

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

 

 

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

 

 

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

 

 

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

 

 

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

 

 

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

 

 

27. Don't marinade the cologne.

 

 

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

 

 

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

 

 

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

 

 

31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.

[MysteryBeauty]

The points that were written were VERY accurate(to me at least!!!), and one thing to add,

NEVER EVER EVER UNDERESTIMATE ANY GIRL!!!

Many guys think that some girls are naiive or don't know what's going on..but girls that give off that vibe are the ones that actually know more than you do! 8)

[JonnyG]

Well I think I can satisfy the list but:

 

"11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pu-c

 

 

--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! "

 

Im broke at the mo as im unemployed having just finished uni and struggling to find a job. So "yes" I need all my money . Guess that means I can't have a gf??? O well, I thought it was the thought that counted

 

I counter this argument and say "Do women need all that money?". I mean if the guy buys everything he ends up being poor while the woman already leeching off the man for everything can then reward themselves with a car they have saved up for themselves. Not a bad return even if they don't like their relationship

 

As a man, I don't mind if I pay for the majority of things. With past girls I've paid for like 2/3rds to their 3rd, think thats a fair ratio. Luckily the girls I've been with have insisted to pay for some things. If I was a girl I would feel rude expecting the guy to pay for everything, I would feel embarrassed as well. If a girl expects me to pay for everything...well...tough, thats leeching If shes poor and im rich, I would definitely pay for a higher majority of the stuff, but I would still like the odd offer off her as its the thought that counts.

 

Luckily, I don't think many girls would agree that they expect their man to pay for everything. Im sure the majority would like to treat their man occasionally if they really like him.

[Drizown]

Yup I agree with u Jonny G, I'd never let them pay for ne thing. I like to go dutch most of the time.

[JonnyG]

Yup I agree with u Jonny G, I'd never let them pay for ne thing. I like to go dutch most of the time.

 

lol, i said i expect them to pay for some things. I would only pay for basically everything if i was rich and she was poor.

[DropToZero]

Hey, Nice list.....its just too bad there's so so many more than 31 points that many guys would like to know hehe.... Oh, and what about guys and girls just being friends....does paying for things go w/ just being friends...?...just wondering

[CarterJonas]

lol...No.31 is sooo true

[hurtbylove]

The best relationships are when both parties think their partner is the best.

 

Then you will treat each other really well and be happier I think.

[jessijess]

it seems to me that most of this list could be given to men & women! mst of it is about treating someone you like how they would liek to be treated.

[Drizown]

No need to take it as a debate, and hearing "it's retarded" from a guy doesn't surprise me. I bet you're a real ladies man

This was simply a list that was sent to me that I found interesting and incase you haven't noticed the girls agree. I don't agree with all the points especially the paying one and checkin to see if we get home ok but most of it's true and if you think it's retarded, you are the clueless one.

[murasaki17]

i totally agree with point 6

[Amethyst]

I know some guys that could *definitely* take a lesson from this.

[Roffler]

Notice how most girls are saying "Yea, do all that" like they are some goddesses as mentioned earlier.

I hold down my relations without using some "retarded" list. Instead, I use this little thing I have called "common sense." Makes things much less complicated and accounts for every possible scenario.

[Amethyst]

Notice how most girls are saying "Yea, do all that" like they are some goddesses as mentioned earlier.

I hold down my relations without using some "retarded" list. Instead, I use this little thing I have called "common sense." Makes things much less complicated and accounts for every possible scenario.

 

That's exactly the thing, though. Most of that stuff IS common sense. As someone else said, it's basically just saying treat others as you want to be treated. A lot of ladies I know could take a lesson from this, as well.

 

It's not that we expect to be treated like goddesses. It's that we expect to be treated with respect. You can't expect ladies to give guys respect if guys don't give ladies respect.

[OceanEyes]

A lot of the list makes sense, except for the points about the guy paying for everything. Not only is this a very old-fashioned way of thinking, but it's extremely presumptuous to assume that just because you have a boyfriend, it means that you'll be saving a lot of money. If women want to be treated equally in society and with the same respect as men, we should expect to live by similar rules; which means paying your way and taking care of yourself. If he offers, that's great! But, I don't think it's a good idea to always expect it.

[Amethyst]

A lot of the list makes sense, except for the points about the guy paying for everything. Not only is this a very old-fashioned way of thinking, but it's extremely presumptuous to assume that just because you have a boyfriend, it means that you'll be saving a lot of money. If women want to be treated equally in society and with the same respect as men, we should expect to live by similar rules; which means paying your way and taking care of yourself. If he offers, that's great! But, I don't think it's a good idea to always expect it.

 

I agree. When a guy asks me out, I *expect* to go dutch. It's nice when he pays for me, but it isn't something I want him to feel made to do. In fact, depending on what we're doing and who initiated the plans, I might even plan to pay for him. To me, it's less a *gender* thing and more a *kindness* thing. Paying for someone should be a gift just like any other -- not a chore.

[OceanEyes]

^ Very true. Also, most of my guy friends have told me that they absolutely love it when a girl offers to pay and doesn't just sit there expecting him to pick up the cheque. He will usually pay in the end anyhow, but it's nice to know that the girl you're dating isn't out for your cash.

[fantasia2004]

relationships are give and take. just don't do too much of one or the other.