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We'll return everything next Saturday. ZONED

Pardon Ronald’s obnoxious, nonsensical explanations. YETIS

Stayed home and made empanadas. WOMAN

Grandpa ran away sans pants. VIRUS

Came home in Larry's Datsun. UNMET

Old veterans easily recruit teenagers. TOUCH

Witches have entertained elegant lords. SLUFF

You need to move on from your preoccupation with this person. She has left you alone ... now you need to step away.

Porpoises like a nice koi. ROUGH

Come on, mom, make amends! QANAT

Got rebuffed in my endeavor. PUPPY

Fault finding, blaming, self pity, grievances, jealousy, bitterness, judging ... Alex. How could it possibly be lovely to spend time with you when this is where you're coming from? I'm sincerely sorry to say this - I don't intend to be hurtful (though according to your behavior here on these threads, these things do not even register with you) but you sound like a person that is going to end up being actively avoided. EVERY THREAD IS THE SAME. Your boss. Your friend's mother. Your "friends" (frenemies, really). Your mother. Your brother's girlfriend. This seems almost pathological.

Ok, then live with the results. She's not inviting you, you've given up asking, so you've removed yourself. What's the question?

Let's all start exercising regularly. ORGAN

I'm getting the impression that this poster gives themselves a cookie or something every time somebody answers one of these questions. "A guy I dated liked my picture on FB. Why would he do that?" I mean ... what kind of a question is that? Who cares? Sorry, but ...