DragonGirl724 Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 WOMAN ARE APPLES, MEN ARE WINE Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree for them. Now Men....are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. HAHAHA! My mom sent this to me. I had to share with all of you. -DG724 Link to comment
me4ta Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Should I add that wine gets better with age?........ Link to comment
DragonGirl724 Posted November 15, 2004 Author Share Posted November 15, 2004 i was thinkin the same thing...lol that doesnt say much for women though..lol i guess we just get more & more rotten as time passes. hahaha -DG724 Link to comment
tiger_lilies Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Ha Ha! That's a good one! Link to comment
fantasia2004 Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Some men maybe dogs, but a real dog will eventually change his tune when a special girl comes along. Link to comment
JustPlainSad Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Some men maybe dogs, but a real dog will eventually change his tune when a special girl comes along. ;-) Link to comment
fantasia2004 Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 now why quote this jpl? Link to comment
PAdreamer Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 LOL! I'm sending this to my boyfriend! He'll love it! Link to comment
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