OntheWire Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 “Lamb chop my welsh beauty” Or the sheep shaggers serenade Tw’as on a trip to Cardiff My true love I did spy, Tw’as her little hairy arsehole That first did catch my eye, Lamb chop I did name her As she leapt among the grass, I knew I was about to violate That gorgeous fluffy ass, I crept among the bushes That ringed the farmers land, I snook up close behind her With a noose, and * * * * in hand, I pounced upon my true love She let out a loud bleet, I thought that she would run off So I bound her little feet, I entered dear old lamb chop Her arsehole it did stink, She turned around to face me And gave a knowing wink, I pounded and I pounded In rapture and delight, Good old lamb chops arsehole Was nice n snug n tight, I left my true love lamb chop Well satisfied I would say, I’m having a relaxing cigarette Cause I’d had my wicked way, Now if you see my lamb chop And her arsehole it dose beckons, Just you damm Remember You’ll be having my sloppy secons. -Author unknown Link to comment
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