A job well done

[Smokey]

The deal went through faster than he had expected

He patted himself on the back

Lower, he thought, low-wer, low-wer

He was now touching his butt

I need to lose weight, he thought

Now, holding back tears he says it out loud

"I need to lose weight"

[Boughtandpaidfor]

I think that is without a doubt the best poem ever put on this website. No doubt.