Insane McClain

Ok, I know I'm a good guy, but I get turned away a number of times now more than usual. Are zits that bad of a thing to a woman? I got minor zits, not crazy pizza face with pepperoni and sausage kind. Just a little... Tyler Insane McClain.

You should tell her what your telling us!! Insane McClain.

When I was in Middleschool. I had a gay teacher who would always touch the students, like just hugging them and stuff. It gave me the creeps man. I told him to stop after a while.

It sux now that their gone. It was soo fun having them all here. It was like they were roomates or my sisters that I dont have. If all girls were like them in florida, just get me the hell outta fakeside.

I know I cant keep a long distance relationship. I've tried them before and theres no point. Unless we move to Florida, the next time they visit will probably be in 2 years or so... Today kinda sux, because she had to leave today. We tried not to get too attached to eachother before she had to go, well atleast she did. I know guys couldn't resist her once she got back. She was showing me pictures of all her x'es. There will be more to come, i'm sure. I guess I just have to let this one go and keep searching in this town called Lakeside, (Fakeside is more like it). Unless the Florida subject comes up again. My dad started talking about the bad weather up there, and when it rains, it's 90 degrees or so. Just really hot and humid. I could care less. I would take anywhere else other than Fakeside, and my stupid school with indipendant weomen called cowpie high, in my words. My friends cant even get a date either. I remember all the highschool movies with all the cheerleaders, and everyone had a girl accept for the nerds. The nerds were ok, because they had computers. These schools actually had beautiful cheerleaders instead of a handfull of fat ones that cant even keep up when their doing dances etc... I know this isn't real now, but I used to look foreward to that stuff when I was in middleschool. The teenage years are the best time to be dating and I want to take advantage of my time!! I am seriously a nice guy with higher class material. I cant settle for anyone less here. If the hottest chick came along with no brains, like a bounce off the wall bebop(And I mean perfect as can be), I would not take her. I wouldn't be able to stand it. I need intelligent weomen. Anyways, I just keep talkin.... Tyler Insane McClain.

It seems that I am waisting my HighSchool time. The only people that like me at my school are ones I dont like, ones that are fat, or have problems in the head. I cant find a good date at my school at all!!! I'm a nice guy, i get great grades, I have many many friends, I dont think i'm unattractive. I get many smiles, but nothing goes farther than that. It really really sucks. It's like everyone is teasing you with a quick smile or a look that i get every once and a while. Dont get me wrong, I've had many relationships before with amazing weomen. I think it's just my school. The mix of people that go to my school and my town is the bad part! I've never had a date from anyone at my school at all! Whenever i find someone for me, yes, that great someone, they dont go to my school, or live in another state miles and miles away. For example, my dads girlfriends brothers daughters are currently down to visit the family folk. (I know, confusing). There are 3 of them. 13, 16 and 18. 16 is for me man. 13 is way too young. i dont even think about it. The 18 yearold is beautiful, but has a boyfriend. Man, does the 16 yearold (Lauren) look amazing. She is intelligent, Single, shows so much interest in me and once again she is amazing! She gives me looks, stares into my eyes, flirts, talks about the sillyest things that make no sense at all. It's great having her around. I feel warm every time she appears in my head. The one and only bummer is that SHE LIVES IN FLORIDA! I live in California. Hmm, not quite walking distance dude! Anyways, spending lastnight with her was fun. We started by watching some TV. Put in a DVD on tom Green. Then channelsurfed and found Good Will Hunting. We ended up falling asleep on eachother until 1:00am. Such a bla night. What seriously kicks ass is, my dad wants to move to Florida. Such a perfect time to go!!! I bug him about it all the time. I could just move myself to a great relationship this year. I just dont know why the best weomen come from other states and not my home town. I feel sooooo far away from open dates and people to meet. PPlleeaassee please dad, lets move away from this ghostown and go to Florida. Does anyone else relate to this same situation?? Insane McClain.