when a ladie, women, girl, chick asks you a question

when a ladie/women/girl/chick/asks you a question like for example.

#1.whats your name *

#2.who are you *

#3.what are you doing/here *

#4.do you want to be partners

#5.do you like me/her *

#6.oohh hi nice to meet you *

i want to know if you people know any good mysterious,scary freaky,impressive way to answer their question,do you have some other questions? help help help help help help help help help help help?

numbers with * really need answers.

that word chick again...

If I was asking you simple questions like these, I would just like a direct answer. Giving me strange answers would just make me think you were... well.....strange.

*except the do you like me question. that I would love to read a good answer too...wish I have one to give you.

darkone

I know what your asking - You want to do the cool mysterious thing that Angel first did with Buffy right? - Forget it this is real life and I hate to say it but people that try that in real life don't tend to get anywhere.

Just be you, be truthful and you'll go a hell of a lot further.

One way you could do it is to answer some questions with questions - This adds a little variety.