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if i only had a big penis


shiminimo

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i'm being serious my gf tells me i have a small penis. that's a low blow for a guy!

 

I'd have to say this in itself says a lot about your girlfriend more than anything else. Doesn't quite seem that considerate, and I'd like to think most women with a man would have a clue about what to and not say in that regard. Sounds like she is caught up in porn land fantasies and needs to come back to earth herself.

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dude, if you have a girl who says you have a small penis, id leave her, thats demeaning, and what if it makes you nervous about size? then it wont work at all and something alot worse will come out of her mouth...

 

but now...she says 7 is small? id love to know what she was raised to expect out of men, even more, id love to see her handle the pain the minute one of the 9.5's she craves gets in there.

 

but hey...let her dream

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If 7 is small then how many blocks has this girl gone around? Seriously does she masterbate with traffic cones or baseball bats or what?! If she doesn't like it, maybe she should try doing some exercises on her loose lips. Both sets, sorry to be so crude, she sounds like an cold itch with a capital B

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If 7 is small then how many blocks has this girl gone around? Seriously does she masterbate with traffic cones or baseball bats or what?! If she doesn't like it, maybe she should try doing some exercises on her loose lips. Both sets, sorry to be so crude, she sounds like an cold itch with a capital B

 

lol nicely put !

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lol. This thread is ridiculously hilarious.

 

Seriously though. Girls don't care that much. And porn flicks are so not real life.

 

Besides, how do you think having a bigger penis is going to help you meet girls better?

 

"Hi, I'm Judy!"

"Hi, I'm [insert-name-here] and I have a big penis!"

"Oh my, you make me swoon! Take me now!"

 

...that just sounded like a really bad porn flick...

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