mkat Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Okay, so... I'm totally scared I'm never going to have an orgasm in my life. I've never really tried very hard at masterbating, because I get really frustrated and give up. Basically, it's because I don't know what to do! I sound reeeeeally stupid, but I'd really like some tips. Hah, thanks in advance. Link to comment
crizlee Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 lol....retarded. are you a chick or guy? if you are a chick i can help you with this problem of yours, my number is ##########. Link to comment
Gauchori Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 what was that again? lol Can't take notes when you write like that lol Link to comment
mkat Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 lol....retarded. are you a chick or guy? if you are a chick i can help you with this problem of yours, my number is ##########. um.. i'm for sure a girl. can't you tell by the little pink sign?? geeeeez! hah Link to comment
Gauchori Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 LOL she got you dude Link to comment
ShroudedSorrow24 Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Not to be mean or anything but I think the title is hilarious lol. about whats goin on. Maybe look at some porn on your computer first to get you aroused? or buy a vibrator? Link to comment
mkat Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 Not to be mean or anything but I think the title is hilarious lol. about whats goin on. Maybe look at some porn on your computer first to get you aroused? or buy a vibrator? yea, porn doesn't get me aroused, i just think it's funny. and, the title is funny, so you're not being mean. Link to comment
ShroudedSorrow24 Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 it doesn't get you aroused? Then do something that gets you aroused.... like fantasize about someone you want to "do" Link to comment
i_hate_the_world47 Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Ok i dont have advice,sorry.But this is a hilarious post LOL ~Meagan~ Link to comment
Gauchori Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 The tittle is really funny. I wasen't going to say anything to not make the "author" mad but... its is very funny. Link to comment
mkat Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 The tittle is really funny. I wasen't going to say anything to not make the "author" mad but... its is very funny. I totally don't care, it was sort of a joke anyway. I don't take myself too seriously. But, yea... it'd sort of like some girls to give their input... ANY TIME NOW. Link to comment
Gauchori Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 You don't take yourself seriously? Thats bad... Link to comment
ShroudedSorrow24 Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 ok guys shut it she wants advice lmao Link to comment
crizlee Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 get a shower massager. i do all my business in the shower too. so you can think about me ; ) Link to comment
ReadyorNot Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Is anyone really answering her? I dont exactly understand why everyone is going on how funny the title is.. I didnt realize people were being judged by their titles..... What if she really does need help??? I'd answer but Im weird... and I wouldnt be able to help much... Link to comment
Avalon23199 Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Ohman...I really hope you weren't looking for serious advice, cause it seems your title is catching more attention than anything else. First off, I seriously doubt you are retarted at masturbating. It's not like anyone is going to teach you how to do it, because it's about self-pleasure and no one but yourself knows exactly what you find pleasurable. Now, I'm not going to ask how you go about doing it because that's just gross and I really really do not want to know, but I can give you a few tips, just in case. First off....do you ever rub your clit? Some women cannot get off unless their clit is being stimulated. Also...try to find your g-spot. It can be hard to find, but when your going about your business, find the one spot that feels the most pleasurable (makes you literally want to scream out in pleasure) and rub it...you'll orgasm eventually. But just in case,...some women don't orgasm. It's just a part of their makeup. Blame genetics I guess. Link to comment
ShroudedSorrow24 Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 FunkatronJive we're not judging by the title we're just having some good fun, its nice to laugh every now and then on this forum Link to comment
Gunther Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 well, I would recomend just getting a gel that you like and take a pen or something if you dont want to go buy a sex toy and just make sure that you massage your clit, it is that little ball right above your vaginal opening. I would just use my hands with a gel or soap, might wanna be in ur tub for this if ur afraid of makin a mess w\ gel. Anyways, then as earlier mentioned think of something erotic that you think is sexy. Then if that doesnt do it try to find your G-spot like avalon said, it should be 6 or 7 inches inside your vagina and if you were looking at a clock it would be between 11 and 1 o'clock. Try using your hand to get there, and just so you know it is much harder for a woman to orgasm if she is tense, just loosen up and enjoy yourself. If you have any more questions feel free to pm me. Link to comment
itsagoodthing Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 well dont feel stupid there are many girls out there that dont know how to masturbate that well...haha..well i think u should talk to one of ur close friends abou tit..or something along the lines like that...well goodluck..haha Link to comment
itsagoodthing Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 well ur g spot is in the top part of ur vaginal..haha..well u rub the inside-top part of it adn a lil back and its around there...and u might be woundering how i know and its becaus ei have a few close girlfriends..that talk about it all the time..so i think that is where it is...well get back to me or email me to me if i was right i just wanted to know.... Link to comment
Empathy Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Ok. I can help you, maybe. Vibrators are excellent. I like them so much that I want to get one of those vibrators that looks like a tube of lipstick so I can take it with me everywhere. Another thing that I like are those toys that can stimulate the G-spot and the clit at the same time. The most common one is called "The Rabbit." I used something called the Pearl Panther. ha ha. THAT'S a funny a title. Sometimes you just have to have patience. Take your time and don't give up. You may just discover an explosive orgasm at the end of your journey. lol. I hope I helped a little bit. Good luck! Link to comment
mkat Posted September 14, 2004 Author Share Posted September 14, 2004 Thank you to those who actually answered me, I appreciate it 8) Link to comment
vfunkera Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Yes, thanks to all those who finally answered. Link to comment
tahlia Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 sorry just had to laugh at OCSVirus. So the g-spot is between 11 and 1 o'clock? So...would i be correct in saying 12 o'clock? hehe Also its not quite 6-7 inches in more like 2-3. I doubt most people have 7 inch long fingers do they? mkat i would suggest a vibrator. I also have trouble getting there by myself so this really helps massaging your clitoris. Otherwise in the bath or shower using water pressure. I highly reccomend it. Goodluck with it. Link to comment
theghost Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 sorry just had to laugh at OCSVirus. So the g-spot is between 11 and 1 o'clock? So...would i be correct in saying 12 o'clock? hehe Also its not quite 6-7 inches in more like 2-3. I doubt most people have 7 inch long fingers do they? mkat i would suggest a vibrator. I also have trouble getting there by myself so this really helps massaging your clitoris. Otherwise in the bath or shower using water pressure. I highly reccomend it. Goodluck with it. Yes, i'ts not 6-7 inches! Is more like what tahlia said..2-3.....If any guy can get their penis up there during sex...then your in business.. For masturbating, my gf usually takes about 10-20 minutes...so keep at it and don't give up. The key is the clit and the g-spot. If you don't know what the clit is...its just about your vigina, its on the outside, just rub in circles. The g-spot is right below your clit, but the g-spot is inside, about 2-3 inches, make sure your well warmed up so the g-spot gets bigger. Link to comment
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