Bad chat up lines....

[if only]

I heard a poor, but quite funny chat up line recently and thought it might be a nice bit of fun, for a friday afternoon to hear the worse lines ever....

 

The one I heard was ' Out of 10 I would give you one!'

 

Can anyone do better?

[abcd1234]

"If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"

"Just wondering, what would you like for breakfast tomorrow morning?

"Get your coat, you've pulled"

 

They are all so extremely bad!

abcd1234

[daredevil]

Is it sugar in my eyes, are you just looking sooo sweet?

 

My dad is a estatebrooker (or what the english word is for a person who sells houses), should we find a house to live in?

 

They say sex makes u thin, so what would u say to take a half year diet with me ;-)

 

I have lost my number, can I have yours?

 

You are so hot that I should be aware of bruning my self on you

 

If you are christian, then I am the answer to your prayors

 

Did the sun just arise, or were u smiling to me?

 

If u think my eyes are beautiful, then it is only due to the fact that they are looking at you!

 

Did u hurt yourself when u fell down from heaven?`

 

Does your legs hurt, cuz u have been wandering around in my thoughts all day

[daredevil]

hey can u borrow me a quarter? Why? Oh just so i can call home and say im sleeping at your place tonight ;-)

 

IS your father a thief? No why?!?!

How did he then steal the stars up in the sky and placed them in your eyes

 

Laura, Do u want to go home with me tonight? My name is not Laura!!!

That was what I asked you about

 

Hey is this your 5 bucks? No

Then shouldn't we take a cap home to your place for it?

 

Do u allow me, or do we have to dance first?

[ShroudedSorrow24]

Are you from memphis? Because you are the only "Ten I See"

[Goddess4ever]

I actually heard this one said at a bar....and I still laugh over this:

 

 

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I could sure make your Bedrock.

[Cheeky_DeeDee]

Oh god there are soooo many.... but they are worth a giggle!!

 

"You must be great at fishing becoz you caught me hook, line & sinker!"

 

"If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you'd be called McGorgeous!"

 

"You bring a new meaning to the word edible.."

 

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? Its just like a French kiss but down under?" (and yes that guy DID get a well deserved slap..)

 

"So what are the chances we can engage in anything more than just a conversation..?"

 

"How many drinks will it take you to realise that I'm actually a good lookin guy?"

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ;o)

[ShroudedSorrow24]

Here's a dirty one

 

When your sitting down and a girl walks by, get her attention and say

"here, let me clear a place for you to sit", and when she is looking at you, start wiping your face

[MMJA]

Can't remember where I heard this one, if it's already been posted here then forgive me lol

 

go up to a girl and say: "Would you rather kiss a rabbit between its ears or a donkey's @$$?" if she say a rabbit between the ears then turn out both your pockets and smile (if she says a donkey' @$$ then she probably looks like a donkey's @$$ anyway lol)