lip crawling

[OntheWire]

“Lamb chop my welsh beauty”

Or the sheep shaggers serenade

 

Tw’as on a trip to Cardiff

My true love I did spy,

Tw’as her little hairy arsehole

That first did catch my eye,

Lamb chop I did name her

As she leapt among the grass,

I knew I was about to violate

That gorgeous fluffy ass,

I crept among the bushes

That ringed the farmers land,

I snook up close behind her

With a noose, and * * * * in hand,

I pounced upon my true love

She let out a loud bleet,

I thought that she would run off

So I bound her little feet,

I entered dear old lamb chop

Her arsehole it did stink,

She turned around to face me

And gave a knowing wink,

I pounded and I pounded

In rapture and delight,

Good old lamb chops arsehole

Was nice n snug n tight,

I left my true love lamb chop

Well satisfied I would say,

I’m having a relaxing cigarette

Cause I’d had my wicked way,

Now if you see my lamb chop

And her arsehole it dose beckons,

Just you damm Remember

You’ll be having my sloppy secons.

 

-Author unknown