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I appreciate the time you all took to respond to my post. I think I'm going to try get more involved in my business as far as networking... and we'll see what happens. Thanks again for the help.

Yes I know, one more post in the "depressed forum" but I have no reason to be in the relationships forum. I'm 31 y.o. and have 0 friends. I haven't had a date since 1995 and haven't even kissed a girl since that same year. My life consists of going to work in the morning, coming home and taking a nap (best way to kill an hour out of the day) making myself an omlet for dinner and going to sleep. Several times a month I pay for a "masseuse" to come over but once that's over I feel even more miserable. I always offer to give them a massage as it's my one chance to touch someone of the opposite sex. they usually let me kiss their neck but it's just not the same as being with someone who really wants to be with you. Unfortunately, it's the only way I can get any interaction with a female. This has been my life's pattern for so many years now and I see no way for it to change or get better. I was just wondering what other people do who have no friends. I've thought about trying a dating service but the only problem is that I have absolutely nothing to talk about. I've had virtually no interesting experiences since 1996. I wouldn't want to put someone through a date like that. Some of my clients have offered to send me on a vacation (as a Christmas present) but I always decline the offer as I have no one to go with me. I went to Amsterdam a couple years ago by myself but felt like such a douche bag because I was by myself. I've thought about offering someone an all expense paid trip so I'd have someone to go with me, but I'm afraid they'd ditch me half way thru the vacation (as most of my friends did my last year of high school). I think my height has a lot to do with people's disinterest in me (I'm only 5'7"). Unfortunately, girls want someone who's tall and very attractive. I dont blame them, as I am the same way. I workout quite often and would never consider dating a girl who is overweight or even carrying a few extra lbs. So, not only am I desperate to go on a date, I'm also picky - go figure. I'm so screwed. Well, I apologize if I bummed anyone out with my pitiful excuse for a life but I have never said any of this to anyone before and wanted to get it off my chest. I always get this way after I pay a girl to come over. I never thought I'd have to pay for an hour of a girl's attention but this is what my life has come to. But, getting back to my question, what do other people do who have no friends?

1,2 and 5 are big on my list. Don't forget, it's all about the penis. If you could only touch a guy w/a ten foot pole, just make sure it's on his "johnson" and he'll be happy. Almost forgot, a little ass play can never hurt either. Good luck.