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  1. Wiseman2
    Kissing a rhinoceros merits awe.🦏😘 ZEBRA 🦓
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    😋 Campers laughed at spelling habits 🤣📑 GOING 🏃♂️
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    good one> Put ice in a new oven🍧🔌 INEPT👎😯
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    Buy less artificial dog eats🐶🥘 BARKS 🐕
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    Put lonely aunts near snacks👵🥨 TIPSY😵
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    Stop hosting any rowdy events 🎉🎶🤪 BOOZE 🥃🥂🍻🍹
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    Quickly use all chilled ketchup🍔 FRIES🍟
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    Funny little underwear felt fine👙 GLOBE 🌎
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    Enterprising lawyers bailed out winos 🍷🧓 DRUNK 😵
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    Bring any leftover lasagna Saturday🍷🍱 PASTA🍕🍜
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    Sorry to hear this. People in the throes of divorce/separation have a lot of mixed feeling and chaos going on. It will be a hot/cold roller coaster for quite a while. When things settle down in his life, he will move on because unfortunately you and this time with you will be a reminder of this painful turbulent time for him.
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    Bored urbanites love llama yoga 🐐🧘♀️ SHIRT 👔👕
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    Zucchini eaters bribed restaurant administrators.🥒👨🍳 SUNNY 🌞
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    Very intelligent dudes eat Oreos 🍪🤓 BOWLS🎳
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    Green omelets oozed smelly eggs🤢🍳 REPLY📲
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    Long overdone oration kills sanity 😴🤪 BOXES 🎁📦
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    Some professional race all year 👟👟👟👟 LEVEL📏🔨
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    All loons left one year 🦆🐦 RIVER 🌉
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    Platoon leaders admired soldiers' marching 🕺🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️ BERET 👨🎨
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    Your aunt can have toast 🍞👵 ANGLE 📐
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    Tired recruits ogled lovey ladies 💃😎 MAJOR 👨✈️
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    Cruises organized reef adventure locations 🦀🐚🐟🚤 ATOLL 🌊🌴
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    Elderly ladies volunteered easy sex. 👵😱 PRINT 📑📚
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    Stay til it finally finishes 👏 YAWNS 😴
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    Bring unused napkins next year🥤🍴🍗 DRIVE 🚗🚙🚘🚐🚖
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