Calling every single pick up line ever heard or said

[sole]

I just read a post about name the best and worst pick-up lines ever heard. But now I'm curious about ALL pick-up lines because what may seem like just an average line may be HILARIOUS or AWESOME. So what are a list of ALL of the pick-up lines you've heard?

[Emotional]

my ex asked me what i was thinking and i said i dont know and he said i bet i know and dove in for a kiss...( It worked)

[under_the_pressure]

Well I'm not going to name every pick-up line I know, or we'll be here all night. I'm sure you'll hear a variety from everyone, so I'll just name a couple that I've heard of and that come to mind.

 

 

 

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

 

I heard milk does the body good but dang how much did you drink?

 

I wish you were my homework because I would be doing you right now. *heh*

 

You must be a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you.

 

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you? *awww*

 

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

Okay, that's all from me. I'm sure you'll get more from someone else, if not I'll add more.

 

Hope you like them.

 

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[sole]

I have a few personals and some from friends

 

Can I have sex with you?

You're sweeter than candy.

If sexy was a crime you'd be guilty

You're so hot you can set a room on fire.

[Kaspa]

I got these from movies and tv shows.

 

-Suck me beatiful. (Risky but CLassic!)

 

-Can I have some sex in exhcange for...sex. (Stupid but Funny!)

[iceesnowbubble]

someone once said to me " omg, i forgot my library card!" I proceeded to ask why when they said " that really sucks because i wanted to check you out!"

[ticklebug]

I was at a bar one night and a guy walked up to me and said "my drink had ice in it but it melted the minute I saw you cuz you are so hot"

 

I had a really hard time not laughing hysterically.

[SaSaRai]

heh sounds like the one i had sorta but i made it upmyself -

 

we were at an away co-ed soccer game and me and friend were captain and 2 girls captain on other team and she was checkin me out and i said "dang did you see that? she was checkin me out like a book from the library"

[incredble]

Theeeeeee BEST pick up line..

 

"I really want to chill with you some time"

 

REASON ITS THE BEST : the girl cant say no cus u didint ask her out yet... and she cant say im busy cus u didint tell her when yet!!!.

 

no im not a pimp ;P

[ticklebug]

um, incredible, I hate to break it to you ...but a girl can easily say to that line...

 

no thanks

[under_the_pressure]

um, incredible, I hate to break it to you ...but a girl can easily say to that line...

 

no thanks

I didn't say it, *but I was thinking it*

 

Nice one ticklebug.

 

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[incredble]

a girl can say "no thanx" to any line but stratigicly thats a good line.. dont hate

[sole]

ok...well...i like this one...i like to bite...well..

i just had a dentist appointlment...my teeth are in perfect shape....

may i bite you and show you them at work...

man i like to bite....

 

That's a little. . .um. . .scary. How many successes have you had with it?

[Emotional]

thats great ....

 

OuCh

 

Ide be like How hard? lol