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Calling every single pick up line ever heard or said


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Well I'm not going to name every pick-up line I know, or we'll be here all night. I'm sure you'll hear a variety from everyone, so I'll just name a couple that I've heard of and that come to mind.




If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?


I heard milk does the body good but dang how much did you drink?


I wish you were my homework because I would be doing you right now. *heh*


You must be a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you.


I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you? *awww*


Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


Okay, that's all from me. I'm sure you'll get more from someone else, if not I'll add more.


Hope you like them.



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ok...well...i like this one...i like to bite...well..

i just had a dentist appointlment...my teeth are in perfect shape....

may i bite you and show you them at work...

man i like to bite....


That's a little. . .um. . .scary. How many successes have you had with it?

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