Favorite pick-up lines

[jessijess]

Me & a friend used to try out the cheesiest pick-up lines on each other jsut for laughs. I was wondering if anyone had any good ones (or bad ones) they'd like to share.

 

One of my favorites: "Do you have a quater I can borrow? Thank you. I promised my mom I'd call her when I fell in love"

[Tinkerbell]

"I lost my teddy bear - Can I sleep with you instead?" Hehe

[Gauchori]

One is... I love you... Will you marrie me? Now weit... that was a song.

Umm... Well... a pic-up line I know is.-

Go up to the girl and tell her: I'll bet you have a beutiful smile. If she smiles say: I knew it! If not, than walk away and say: I guess not.

[PunkPyro912]

1. you go up to a girl and lets say her name is jessica...you say "Hey jessica, i heard you were an animal lover...have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears? and you pull your pant pockets out lol

 

2. Go up to a girl and say, if we were both squirrels, wuold you let me bust a nut in your hole?

 

lol a little mature but i likethem

[San123]

you say "are you tired?" then they will typically say "no, why" then you say "because you've been running through my mind all day!!"

 

I hate that one!!!!

 

or "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

[under_the_pressure]

haha...Joe Dirt "If I told you, you had a nice body would you hold it against me?" Okay...my 2 cents.

 

 

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[bader]

This kick A!@:

 

"I could marry a girl like you, but I would divorce you 2 weeks later and take half of your money"

[jessijess]

Here's another one....

 

Those pants look really good on you, but they'd look even better at the foot of my bed

[i_hate_the_world47]

Here's one

 

you believe in love at first sight,or should i walk by again

 

~Meagan~

[Empathy]

Ha ha! Great topic. I've been getting a good laugh out of the replies everyone has left. I needed a good laugh. I can't think of any pick up lines at the moment. If I ever think of any you will be the first to know.

[jessijess]

True story........A guy once told me he hadn't had sex in 2 years trying to get me to have "sympathy sex" with him. Thank god i didn'd fall for it. I was watching a Friend's repeat & someone had used the same line on Monica (but she fell for it)

[reflex]

ok iv got 1 here goes lol

 

you go up to a girl and say "12 stone penguins" she saids what, you say "it brakes the ice"

 

ok not the best but i likes it lol