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  1. Girl, your lips are sooo smooth!!! OOOOhhh ohh ohhh. I'd give you the world if I could.... do da do. ohhhh... I wanna love you badly! How's that for breaking the ice? Eh? Or probably better for a more intimate relationship. Well that's the best I can come up with, thinking about how to start conversations with girls. What do I say to her? And don't say: "Oh make her laugh be nice." Because that's lame. The perfect date knows when to shut up. Because we ain't going to dinner and a movie, none of that BS. We're going straight to heaven... You know some small talk while we're getting on the action! Like you're name, how much is this costing me? Are you gonna rip me off, because I've been ripped off before. I know where my wallet is so don't mess with it." Yeah babby! Light my fire! haha, I hope you realized I was kidding. Anyway post some advice, cuz as you can tell by now, I'm sort of crazy in the head...
  2. Dark haired, shorter than me, relatively skinny. Someone who enjoys theatre, classical and modern music. Someone who likes Napoleon Dynamite. I'm not that picky.
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