JoyieGracie Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 What is worst pick-up line you have ever used or heard? What is the best? Did it workl? Quote Link to comment
funtobearound Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 When I was alot younger I used to use this one.. I had to have an ice cube around though, "Did you know that there are 15 different things that you can do with this ice cube ?.. I just thought of another make that 16.." It has worked about 5 times.. with 100% You do have to be in the right type of conversation though.. Quote Link to comment
S4il Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 I used this joke before, not really a pick up line, cause those are so over rated I ask the girl what would she rather kiss- A rabbit between the ears, or a donkeys butt. 99.9% the response is "rabbit between the ears" This is when the guy pulls *both* of his inner pockets from his jeans, and stands there with a smile on his face Quote Link to comment
Roasted Carrots Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 The grossest pickup line I ever found (never heard, thank goodness!) was You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more? A sweet one is "Do you have a map because I lost myself in your eyes" but once my now ex boyfriend botched it up and said Do you have a map cuz I lost my eyes? It still makes me laugh. Haha off topic quote: Best friends are like condoms....they're always around when things get hard! Quote Link to comment
psipro Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Hello It worked for me Quote Link to comment
69_king Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 I used this joke before, not really a pick up line, cause those are so over rated I ask the girl what would she rather kiss- A rabbit between the ears, or a donkeys butt. 99.9% the response is "rabbit between the ears" This is when the guy pulls *both* of his inner pockets from his jeans, and stands there with a smile on his face what do you do if she picks the other answer? Anyway, you can't really call it a pickup line but twice I've been standing in a line next to a girl and she's asked me what time it is even though there is a clock in plain view about 10 feet away, trying to start a conversation. It's not very imaginative but it was sort of cute Quote Link to comment
S4il Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Umm never had that happen King...lol I guess the best thing to say is "ok good you picked the right answer" Of course Us humans, were naturally curious, so she's going to say "so why is the other answer the wrong one" than you get to show her why, hopefully she will laugh. Which is your Goal. I had a Girl ask me Friday at a Club "whats your name" i said As loud as i Could "I'M RICK JAMES B*@`H" it got really quiet, than she and about 12 other people just started Busting out laughing, it really set my foot in the door for having a sense of humor, which i do, Not to mention The 7 digits Quote Link to comment
behind_these_eyes Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 "Wanna try out the new braces?" - this guy said that to me the day I got my braces when I was like 14, and then kissed me. It is an awful memory, and probably the most screwed up line I've ever heard. Quote Link to comment
69_king Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Umm never had that happen King...lol oh, I thought when you said 99.9% of the time it was the rabbit that one person had picked the donkey. but you seem to have that covered already anyway Quote Link to comment
69_king Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 The grossest pickup line I ever found (never heard, thank goodness!) was You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more? I've got to remember that one, oh yeah! Quote Link to comment
Yorkrose23 Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 Worst: That's a nice shirt, it would look great with my floor. Best: Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after. Quote Link to comment
ComputerGuy Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 Here's a nerdy one courtesy of a special girl: I've lost my IP address, can I have yours? I'd imagine this only working at a LAN party or something, but I thought it was great Quote Link to comment
rjoe Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 The grossest You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more? Thats a keeper, I'm using that when I am in my special mood. Quote Link to comment
lynn38 Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 Worst: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Best: at least it scored with me LOL: Im envious of your pillow, always being that close to you.. Quote Link to comment
Jimbo10 Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Can I borrow a quarter? My mom told me to phone her if I found an angerl! Call me the "War on Terror" cause all night long in enduce shock and awe[/b] Quote Link to comment
TylerD Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Actually the funniest thing i ever saw someone say. They went to a girl and asked her out and she said no. Then he said "I think its time you lower your standards cuz I lowered mine" i just started laughing lol really funny even though ive heard it before. Much funnier actually seeing in real life Quote Link to comment
JoyieGracie Posted December 4, 2004 Author Share Posted December 4, 2004 Call me the "War on Terror" cause all night long I enduce shock and awe That one's a little disturbing Quote Link to comment
.thumb.jpg.a7437edbcaa5924fb077b36bf6653986.jpg)
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.