Just text her, keep it positive. I did.
"Hey bambino, good luck with your race this weekend. Could you bring my stuff through, put the handcuffs in a bag though, lol. Catcha gorgeous."
"Man, u well missing ur * * * * ty dvd! Uhu, will do. U gd?"
...I'm not replying to that though... she can atleast spell....no need to be a c**t about it.