Probably a "had to be there thing," but my friend's dramatic reaction about two hours ago.
So my friend and I were headed to a baseball game tonight. He took a call and got called into a work meeting by the President while I was playing with his dog. My friend is part owner/VP of a software compnay. He gets off the phone.
After aplogizing profuseley on having to miss the game:
"Ffffffffffffff**********," he groans. "And he wants to meet at ****ing Bob Evans, of all places. And I ****ing hate Bob Evans!"
We ended up getting real food first. Then I kept laughing smiling about it on the way home.
How to get into the friend zone and stay there for life.
"But you don't want to let on that you have male sexual urges. Making her aware of this could accidentally cause her to stop seeing you as a sexless friend and suddenly realize you're a man with a penis that you would like to use occasionally."
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This bear safety article.
"Bears don’t want to hear about your new diet, what you’re avoiding, or what you’re only eating now, or how it makes you feel, or not feel. You can eat rocks and die, for all bears care."
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