Lol, that's pretty funny, but nice.
I'm slowly coming to the realization though that I can read all of the stories on the internet but it still wouldn't apply to my situation. You can find stories of every situation imaginable, where an Ex leaves for years, or comes back in a month, or never comes back, because you never know exactly what your ex is thinking.
But from reading all of these stories, it kind of goes to show that anything can happen.