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You must play the trumpet, because you sure made me horny!


I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your BedRock.


My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.


I would like you to attend my party, and then we can also invite your pants to come down.


Hey sexy. How would you like to join me in doing some math? Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then multiply.


Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.


I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.


Now you all know why I spend so much time on ENA...


Hey, you asked for cheesy bro...bottom of the barrel really...and I take no responsibility when you get pepper-sprayed for using any of these...

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Give my mates girlfriend a chance and she'll go on about cheesy pickup lines for hours, off the top of my head:


was your father a theif? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes


Is it hot in here, or is it just you?


Are you a chicken farmer? Because you're raising my c.ock - don't know about the swear filter on that one...


My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.


Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.



Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.


If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.


Man - Fat Penguin !

Woman - WHAT?

Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.



I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went

into this cheap motel room.



Your eyes are as blue as windex.



If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until

the afternoon.

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Thank you! I like yours Frisco. I'm very bored so I'm testing a few hypotheses to see if these actually work.




Unless you're immune to pepper spray, having drinks thrown in your face, and/or knees to the nuts, I'd keep these amongst yourself and your buddies...


I guess some of the ones on here might work I guess...let us know how it goes!

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