My Penis Is Filing For Legal Emancipation...

[New Found Glory]

I have just been informed by a process server that my penis is filing for emancipation, it feels it can do better on its own.

[Kitz]

Lol!

 

Aww, dont think that way.. positive visualisation!

[New Found Glory]

i think im going to just consent... i seem to do everything wrong. If left up to me, it will probably die from lack of oxygen

[kuhl282000]

At least it won't break your heart. Hang in there !!!

 

 

kuhl

[Kitz]

Awww lol.. what have you been doing wrong?

You seem like a funny guy to me

[Caldus]

So since there are no questions or anything I will just nod my head yes.

[New Found Glory]

im not sure what im doing wrong

 

i assume the problem is that im a very shy person at first. everybody tells me that im a very shy person when i first meet them... once they get to no me they tell me im very outgoing and funny. but yea... i dont meet people, i dont like just walking up to people and talkin, i dont know what to say.

 

 

 

and thank you for nodding and saying yes... you've been a big help

[Caldus]

Just say "My stomach and small intestine just had some hot bunny sex. What are your thoughts on that?"

 

By the way I am kidding with that.

[New Found Glory]

lol, thanks. thats a good convo starter

[Caldus]

lol, thanks. thats a good convo starter

 

Oh God no no no. I was kidding!

[MetallicAguy]

LOL.

[New Found Glory]

lol, thanks. thats a good convo starter

 

Oh God no no no. I was kidding!

 

 

no worries, i was too

[Caldus]

*whewie!*