MacGyverRI

They either didn't respond at all or tell me they weren't interested, I think there was only one occasion where I had a poor me attitude.

 

Anyway, profile has been changed, I will move it to craigslist or/and tribe once I join them, and I've taken another picture.

use your local terminology as needed

My self-summary:

I can be shy, and I'm caring. I like beer, TV and going to town.

try this

I try my best to look at the world with an open attitude despite world problems. I'm usually out and about and enjoy a local pub or club. I'm thinking about trying to learn how to dance, anyone know of a good dance studio near me? I have no objection to learning new things and would like to try some adventuresome things also (not too keen on parachutes though....)

I tend to be a bit shy around new people so bear with me and I'll warm up quickly.

What I'm doing with my life:

Thinking of going to college.

anything else???

My favorite books, movies, music, and food are:

(a) Encyclopedia of bodybuilding needs a lot more

(b) The Goonies, Terminator needs WAY more movies, diff. types

© Rave, 80's & early 90's needs to be more specific, list bands/songs

(d) Chinese & Indian you have to like more than that or you will only attract Pakistan? women only

You're smirking, want to see a smile.

 

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Me and elaine smiling, and don't try to say its cause elaine was there. Its cause we're Happy.

You can't fool me, Elaine had her hands on your wallet......

I've been on the phone but am also revamping Ross's profile

BUT THE ONLY THING THEY WANT TO SUCK ON IS YOUR WALLET.

I keep mine in front, behind the zipper.....

I have done on a few rare occasions.

 

 

I'm totally starved of physical touch from a female.

"rare" is only for steaks, very often is for people.

If you took 1/2 the advice here you would be in someones arms right now!!! ](*,)

We know what you're going through, we have ALL been there but you don't believe us.

My first time besides school, social encounter;

drinking age was lowered to 18 so we went to a club.

Friends saw me looking at a girl and said go ask her to dance.

I was petrified, I said I can't dance, they said so what, nobody does.

They almost pushed me into her.

She said dance? the rest is history,

My 1st kiss?

That was terrifying TO ME!

She said, wow, you really know how to kiss! I'm thinking to myself, go figure, that was easy.

The book is due out for xmas, watch for the movie in '07...

(ok, just that part was a joke...)

If some sex goddess came to you.

 

and said let's have sex

 

you'd prolly faint.

 

Hell I'd probably faint.

RAISES HAND!!!!! Err, I don't faint....

Partying girls aren't my type, and if there is a type of girl who is interested in me it is definatley not that type anyway, they're just usually loud, superficial and are interested in alpha males.

You have never been out with a girl and as such "you don't have a type", you only want someone as shy as you because you are scared right now and you will continue to think this until you are not shy anymore.

You will then probably become an Alpha male just by "coming out of your shell" and getting a new attitude as a result of that. This is reality and it will happen as soon as you actually get out from behind a computer screen, walk out of the house and try to meet someone.

And there's plenty of new people joining all the time, they'll also be loads of people who haven't seen you yet, and loads of people on other dating sites who don't go to that one.

This is from the person who said 18 miles is far away?

Let me explain, the girls in a certain area on those website usually know one another or know someone who knows someone from clubs/bars they hang out at in that area and you will be the topic of conversation this afternoon/tonight/tomorrow etc.

You are hurting any chances you may have had w/ that profile

I know and I appreciate it but I just want to see what happens with this profile first.

 

It's not permenent, I can always change it, heck I can even change the user name.

 

At least I'm finally doing something.

Actually, you can't change it later because the women will block a profile like that and will remember what you look like. The longer it's up, the less chance you have.

You are not (as everyone has told you) going to get anyone with a "pity me" profile.

You will get someone with an upbeat/positive profile even if it's a bit low key in the macho dept..

Lol you're a spitter

 

And does anyone read my damn sig, lol

 

Soo, ross you're still not letting us help you.

 

(PS. We're having fun while helping people.)

 

Party's in here.

 

Well Mac, at least we have fun

Dude if I ever go to RI, we're so hitting the bar scene.

Ross needs to have fun but he is resisting!!

Ross, "Resistance is futile, you will be absorbed into the collective and go out into the world and meet people and make panties wet in person!!"

..(!)(!)

.(*o*)

.(@@)

"Mr Bunny"

I forgot how to do the feet

You would love the bars here, Brown, RISD and J&link removed are in providence (party capitol) and only 10 mins from me.

link removed is great also, draws 1000's of people every 2-4 weeks.

 

Anyone know how to clean coffee off a keyboard??

unplug it, turn it over and shake it out. some keys may not work until it's completely dried out.

Budman almost made me do that w/ a PM a few mins ago....

Even if I was single and horny...um...I'd pick my "Rabbit" over that!

 

Another Sex in the City fan!!!!

 

I guess I'm just experimenting at the moment.

that profile is so self destructive and demeaning to women because you portray yourself as basically the lowest of the low of any mans profile.

Can't get a guy? then come to Ross...

All women will remember it and have no part of you in the future. It's reads nothing but desperate...

But I've had absolutley no experience with women whatsoever.

WOW, none of us knew that..... NOT!

you won't have any until you listen to pros like us. The women here are not slouches, they are giving great advice from a "womans viewpoint" and most guys in their past aren't smart enough to realize it. Women like to actually "mold" guys into "ideal men".

Small steps for an intro. in a profile, not sex ads....

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

This is a test of the "do you have enough patience at giving advice to someone who doesn't listen and as such, your being able to put up with anything that goes wrong and happens after that network" ](*,)

Had this been an actual emergency with someone who really needed help you would heve probably been awarded a Doctorate in Psychology by Brown.edu or Oxford.edu depending on where you live.

oh - my bad - MacGyver

not an attention to detail payer type person, this one...

You seem fine to me lol

"I can be shy, and I'm caring. I'm willing to have sex with near enough any women, since I find most women appealing and I don't have any experience. I'm also open to a relationship also. I like beer, TV, going to town."

You are so NOT listening Ross.....

what do you mean you're no expert MacGyver - seems like you know women pretty well actually....

"I'm no expert w/ relationships so I would like to meet someone who is willing to take it slow and we can develop a great relationship together"

That was HIS intro line for HIS profile, not a self assessment of me lol

music and movies are common ground, list everything that you actually like, not what you think they want to see or hear. Honesty is important and don't be bland about your tastes. Look at my profile, my tastes are very varied.

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As far as any sex goes, being honest is best when you actually get to that part or she will think she is a turnoff.

How honest should I be about my inexperience (not just sex, but relationships, dating...)?

maybe this?

"I'm no expert w/ relationships so I would like to meet someone who is willing to take it slow and we can develop a great relationship together" (women like guys who make themselves vunerable when they admit faults)

Come on people, what would you want to see in his profile?

since on a lot of profiles I see people of the same sex as them on their connections like they're just buddies.

reading comprehension!!! lol

"Similar to xxxxxxxx (show more) means these people are like who your looking at

As in real life, you need to BE VISABLE to get noticed.

A profile is just a start, there is no guarantee of anything. adding keywords gets you in the mainscreen of every girl if they are looking for it. I have 6500 views on match, 1000+ contacted me, I only chose to actually meet/date around 10 who "I" was interested in since the IQ has to be up there for me. I'm not a typical guy though, most guys would have contacted 30-50% of them.

On okcupid just add an interest word daily like this [[music]], delete and add will also do it.

Any edit you make to the profile gets noticed also

Being logged in (keep a separate browser window just for that) shows you as "online" if they are looking in that screen.

Hmmm, what I don't get is that when I said to a young 22 year old female on here that she looks 1 or 2 years older, everyone jumped on me saying I was being horrible (which I didn't mean to be)

Rule #1

NEVER say a woman looks older than she actually is or you will be dead meat instantly and kicked to the curb.

Everyone wants to look and feel younger and unfortunately most can't do it and that's why millions every week are spent on "beauty products".

Some people are good at guessing ages, others are not.

Politics, religion and age are 3 topics you stay away from unless you're really good at them.

I'm with MacGyver that you need to tell her what your reasoning and thought process was.

 

If she has no idea what's in YOUR head she's only left with what's in HERS and we all know how it is when left to our own insecure imaginations...

I found this out the hard way when it first happened to me, she had thought that I just rejected her but I, like most other guys didn't want to take advantage of her or even worse, just use her for sex because she was really hurting from her boyfriend cheating on her.

I mean I think it's stupid to think woman don't want sex just as much. It's just as strong an urge in them as it is to you. .

Women (in my experience) want lovemaking, not just plain sex, more than any guy. It needs to be on their terms. It includes lots of cuddling, foreplay, afterplay and more cuddling/spooning after since they don't want to be a sperm receptacle or just be used since they need to bond w/ their lover.

The tests are addictive, I'm up to 128 of them and finished all the questions lol