Sickperson

hi, I'm actually not feeling aroused when this happens. I mean, there are no dirty thoughts, and I usually don't have sex in my mind. But I guess down there, it's got a mind of it's own. I guess I'll consider the tighty-whiteys option and I do wear jeans, so usually when it happens and I'm standing, I have to like put my hands in my pockets and place them away from my body so the "bulge" doesn't look as big. And I also don't want to put tape on for obvious reasons, lol. You said my girlfriend will love it, but lol, she's not even my girlfriend yet (I hope she gets to be). So, I guess it is like cooldude said, because up to quite recently, I hadn't been really interested in a girlfriend, like I am now, so it's like the first time I'm starting to approach girls with trying to invite them to go out in me in mind. I hope it goes away really soon, lol. Thanks everyone.

Ok, I'm really embarrassed about this little problem I have. I mean, I usually don't get aroused that easily, but I dunno. Like when I pay close attention to a girl's features, I get, you know, hard down there. But it bothers me the most when I'm talking to a girl I like, I feel kinda nervous, but I also get hard even though there is no stimulation. This and the fact that I'm shy destroy my chances with girls. I dunno, maybe it's because I'm not very experienced at talking to girls I like. Please, help me. There's gotta be something besides taping it down (I'll have to start doing that, I guess) that I can do. Fortunately, most of the time, when it happens, I'm sitting, and I just cross my legs. But it only makes me even more nervous. I'm too old for this to happen (I'm almost 18 ). Please help!

I'm 100% sure it's not an STD. Sorry, my bad, they're not warts. They're like shes2smart said, a boil. Thank for your advice and for the links. They were very helpful. I seriously need to get rid of this as soon as possible, because I can't even stay seated for long periods of time... Thank you.

hello everyone. I'm new here, and I'm really happy to know that there is a health section in this site. Well, my problem is a little embarrassing. But I seem to have a little problem with warts on my rear end Please, don't think this is funny (I actually would rather die than having one of those for the rest of my life). When I was younger, I noticed I already had some, but they were small and didn't hurt. But now they started getting huge (one at a time. like every two weeks or so, one will get swollen and huge). I thought it was just my diet and now I'm eating a lot healthier. I still have those junk food days, though. So, I think it's after those days that the warts get swollen. Right now, I've got one, and it really hurts even as I walk (and it's even worse when I sit). So, my question is: How do I get rid of them, fast! The last one I had, it didn't hurt when I tried to expunge it, so I got rid of it like anyone would get rid of a pimple. But this one just hurts too much to do that. Please help me get out of my agony! PS: I know for a fact they can't be hemorroids because they grow on my buttocks, not in there. They look like enormous pimples.