coldpla Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Why am I so boring to be around... ...help me break the ice with a girl I have been talking to for a week that I am going out with this weekend..............O and does anyone have anything funny or cool that I can e-mail her she wanted me too e-mail her and I have nothing. Link to comment
secret_agent_man Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 I dunno, try this one maybe (you know her, don't send it unless she'd laugh!!!) ------------------------- Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive young blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!" Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!! ------------------------- Link to comment
S4il Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Read you other post...i posted some advise, To send her something funny....in a E-mail you could do a letter just from you....Maybe some poem. if you can think of one. if you want to be funny then send her some joke thats going around online. there are so many of them out there, just go-to yahoo and search for E-mail Jokes...and send her one or two...make it seem like you got the joke first. say "my friend sent me this one today, I think you should read this It's Hilarious" Link to comment
secret_agent_man Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Yea, believe it or not, my mom sent it to me!!! S.A.M. Link to comment
coldpla Posted July 14, 2003 Author Share Posted July 14, 2003 k thanks..........i'll do that. Mom!!!!!!! Link to comment
bzborow1 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Check this site out if you're really nervous. link removed Link to comment
Ravenshadow Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 All I can say is keep a cool head around her and relax. Talk about her get her interested in your kind listening side. That's what I do but then again everyones different. Find out what she likes and doesnt and go from that. Link to comment
foreverurz23 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 i think what you should do is find a few things that you both are really interested in like me and my guy are total hick and we are both into those big cranked up trucks and just like confederet flags and everything and another thing is girls dont like guys who are afraid to do stuff and express what is on their mind but girls still want a guy to respect her. like say if a guy has a kiss on his mind for the first date, she wants him to make sure its okay with her and dont be to tacky either, that just drives me crazy but thats just me. try to be expressive and if you have a talent, use it. just like if you are good at telling stories and you know it, pick out a few and use it! or jokes or something to like the spark! who knows, anything can happen if its ment to be, never know. good luck Link to comment
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