themysteriousone

when i first asked that i thought you was a guy and forgot to put that on the end of the last post. sorry for the mistake. im just very tired and i get mixed up enough when im perfectly awake lol.

but when you had the blind date with her that kinda means you "met" her thats what i meant.

well it obviously went well for your parents otherwise you wouldnt of been born lol. sorry, bad joke i know. so how long ago did you and her meet?

i just got a message back saying she's trying to set me up with her friend gemma(well not exactly what she said but she asked for my email and phone number to pass to her mate gemma)

well i have no girlfriend and i said "yes and no" for the looking for a gf part. i wasnt looking for a girlfriend this time last year(one week less than a year ago i went on a trip to experience a week at university and got a girlfriend. but that is a whole different story and didnt work out

this is a message i got from a female friend on myspace:

"Havent spoken to you in a whle

I was wondering if you had a girlfriend....?

If not are u looking?

Get back to me may have something of interest to you x"

i got it a little while ago. the bit about not speaking in a while is because me and her are part of a youth group and stayed saturday and sunday at the youth centre.

i was unsure of where to put this so i just put it here. i just wanted to get some peoples opinion on this.

i've been abit busy so i havent spoke to her or emailed her since then. any suggestions on what i should say? as i normally say the wrong things and messing it up with girls. i sent her a poem and she said it was sweet so i thought that this relationship would last despite me accidentally doing/saying something that seems right at the time but i realise is stupid and making her feel uncomfortable or something.

i followed you advice exactly and i think it went rather well(especially with how bad it could of gone).

i appreciate it anyway. what should i say if she mentions our relationship? plus i'll say bout how it went when i get back tomorrow night.

well she did say right near the beginning after we returned home after the week at university something close to "but we're not proper bf and gf are we? with you living so far away" and i said "well i know other people who have relationships with people much further away".

thats the kind of advice i was looking for thanks. its just that i was also wondering if it was coz i said about it being cliche in films (when i spoke to her on the phonethe night before last) a guy and girl can't only be friends. it was where i was talking about the film sky high as it was the last film i saw, i said the girl who ends up with the "hero" reminded me of her and i also said if shes the girl then does that make me the "hero"? and before you say "thats a bad thing to say to your girlfriend" i already realised that but i wasnt really thinking.

she wrote: "I just want to let you know now so you dont have to find out the hard way: I'm not really interested in having a relationship at the moment. I hope you dont take that to mean that I hate you or anything, but I just dont want to have a boyfriend right now."

also she said her and her friends have very protective parents.

dose that answer your question?

its too late for me not to go now. so i need help with how i can show her that maybe we shouldn't "just be friends".

i already said i'd go so i need other advice. and she was the one who asked me out so you can understand why im confused.

we met at a university as part of a summer school. we started as friends but by the end of the evening(there was a disco on a boat trip and we spent the whole time together) she had asked me out. tomorrow will be 4 months since that day and almost that long since i've seen her. we're meeting up on saturday so thats why she told me now(so i didnt have to find out "the hard way"). shes bringing her friend and her friends mum(she said both her and her friend have protective parents). we're alot alike. i really like her and thought she felt the same. i don't know what to think anymore or what i should do. any help is appreciated.

i think Lil said it best. i'm 5 and a half inches and i have no problem with satisfyin a girl.

the doctor said i have an inflamed hair folicle and i got cream to use 3 times a day for the next 7-10 days. but is it still safe for me to wank?

how long am i supposed to do it for?

what works best as "hot, moist compresses"?

i've got a sort of lump on my penis(its red like a natbite). is it safe for me to wank as i won't be seeing the doctor for a while?

this is the joke.

Men, summed up:

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

we've been good friends for ages so she knows im not "shifty or untrustworthy" as you say.

well basically we was talkin on msn and i copied and pasted a joke about men as i knew she'd like it. and i asked her what one did she think described me. she said i wasn't the best looking guy but i wasnt ugly(not what im asking about). she said im a gd friend im nice. and now to get to the point of what i wanted to ask about. she said i lacked confidence. but more specifically the confidence to make eye contact. what do you think that might mean?

so a girl repeatedly asking me to go dancing with her(which ive been doin for 2 months now) would be a good sign that she likes me?

no i wanted to have sex with her. i just meant that she must of been so horny she couldnt control herself from just havin sex wiv me for a whole 2 hours!