Camber 2019

Peaceful old kangaroo enjoys running

 

WIFEY

We Instantly Felt Energetic Yesterday

SUPER

A news story about a goat that broke into someones home and fell asleep in the bathroom!

A vicious employer returns today

 

HATER

How Are They Even Relevant?

POKER

My body... how can everything hurt at the same time?

Camber runs after tiny elephants

 

MAGIC

May All Guacamole Include Cilantro

YUMMY

Camber routinely ate tofu evenings. 🤢🙀🥡

ROAMS 👣👣👣👣

Kim wins by 2 seconds!

Please identify and name objects

 

SPARK

Some People Assume Romance Kills

CRATE

Smart teenagers rarely use medicine

 

FIGHT

Financial Institutions Garnered Huge Treasures

TAXES

Lose everything and run now

 

CREAM

Camber Really Enjoys Acoustic Music

STRUM

Seven uncles needed napkins yesterday

 

SHOCK

She Hastily Offered Considerable Knowledge

LEARN

People who post multiple threads on the same issue, then ignore ALL the advice supporters give them! It's like "Tell me what I want to hear, not what is logical"

Two apes show their elegance

HEAVY

He Enjoyed A Vacation Yesterday

SUNNY

Bon appétit, Camber!

 

Both loud adolescents crave kindness

 

PASTA

People Are So Tacky Anyhow

BLUNT

Victory of my irresistible team

LOVER

Life Only Visualizes Eternal Revelation

CRAZY

Lately, life seems alot like the movie "Groundhog Day"

Pretty ladies are in nightclubs 💃💃

LLAMA 🐪

Lucky Lucy Always Managed Adequately

LUCKY

Some towns use military police 💂

METER 📏

Male Elephant's Trunks Eventually Relax

PLAIN

Quit using everyone else's nighties 😱👗

CLAIM 🎫

Certain Lifestyles Acclaim Innocuous Morals

STUMP

Sometimes love is mundane earthworms 🐍😍

CROWN 👑

Cancel Regular Outings Without Notice

QUEEN

People who lack basic common sense about how to be a pedestrian/public transportation rider. For example -don't walk with your friends spanning the entire wide sidewalk, don't stop to chat at the foot of the escalator in a transit station, exit the train promptly to let the other people on at the station.

How about people who take up the entire isle in the grocery store...

Thanks. I fractured my ankle and hand in a fall on Sat.

Ouch! rest up during the cold weather!

I'm finally walking "somewhat" normally after my back went out a week ago!!! Oh to be young again!

But what is really annoying me today is people who make a science project out of getting themselves a cup of soup at the self service counter! Geeeeeeeesssssssshhhhhhhh... have these people NEVER handled utensils before?

My pain . .......

Sorry Seraphim... you're not alone...

Parcels are returned to you 📦📫

BAGGY 👖

Boogers Always Get Gooey, Yuck!

SLIME

All mutts are inherently nice 🐕🐕🐕

BONES 🍖🍗

Big Old Nannies Entertained Sailors

PARTY