Camber 2019

Curious lovers used naughty kaleidoscopes 😵😱👓

KINKY 👢👙🐑

Knowledge Is Not Kidding Yourself

TEETH

Several campers rescued a moth 🦋🛶👨👨👦👨👨👦

PHONE 📞📲

These are getting funnier and funnier WM!^^^

Permanently Horny Old Nuns Everywhere

CLUNK

Cunning rats adjusted zippers yesterday🐀👖🐀👖🐀👖

BORED 💤🙄

Be Overly Reliable Every Day

SCRAM

Many users stopped installing Chrome.📲💻

TRUCK 🚚🚛

Try Riding Ulladulla's Crazy Kangaroos

CRAZY

Why have aliens left Earth? 🛸

EXITS ⛔💦💨💫💤💥

^ LMAO! Best answer yet!

OK...

Every Xylophone Is Tuned Separately

MUSIC

Please use less salt everywhere 🍳🥨

KNIFE🍴

Kinetics Never Induces Finite Elements

WHALE

So why is mistletoe sexy?🍃😘

ACORN 🌰

Apparently, Cows Only Read Novels...

PULSE

My back. I though cortisone injections were supposed to make you feel LESS pain!

Special people eat aged kale🤴🥗

ENTER 🛒

Every Night, Trout Enter Rivers

SWIMS

I'm annoyed a lot, apparently.

 

A Facebook friend who actually had the nerve to post that her birthday is coming up so could people please give her cash. For real???

I'm assuming you know when my birthday is, and that I always prefer cash... right Bolt?

Flood lights usually seem harsh💡💡💡

BONES 💀

Believe Only Naively Expressed Statements

SPEAK

Funny uncles tried on nightgowns 💃😜

STALK 🌿🌾

Stinky Toilets Attract Latrine Killers

FLUSH

She is dead serious. Different friend. That other person stopped speaking to me after I refused to loan her money a second time.

But aren't people "entitled" to cash for their Birthdays? I thought it was a God given right! NOT!

Camber ravenously ate zucchini yesterday 🥒😋

REPLY 📲

(Camber eats everything ravenously every day!)

Repeat Every Phrase Loudly Yelling

FUTON

Some turkeys are really stupid🦃

GRAVY 🍗

Get Real And Value Yourself!

CRAZY

Smart martians are reading Twitter👽📲

Kauai🌴🌊

Kaleidoscopes Are Useful Around Illumination

STARS

Why are they electing rogues? 😈👾😱

 

CROOK

Can't Really Obsess Over Knowledge

SMART

Late August usually gets hazy.

 

SAVOR

Selfless Antelope Valiantly Overcome Ravines

WATER

Prancing Rhinos ate wet noodles🦏🍜🦏🍜🦏🍜

SCALD ☕🔥

She Couldn't Always Laugh Daintily

LAUGH

Nice emojisMany annoyed tennis champs hissed 🎾😝

BURNS 🔥

Behold! Utterly Relentless Native Scouts

DIRTY

Ominous cults exhausted ambitious novices 🛸😵👳

CHECK 📑

Cheaters Have Everything Concealed Kinesthetically

CLUCK

Usually tee totalers eat radishes🍅🥤

VENTS 🤬😩

Vegans Eat Nothing That Swims

OCEAN

Special people expressed acquired knowledge 📚

SHOES 👞👟👠👡👢

Some Hoot Owls Enjoy Screeching

UTTER

Pigs are rarely sophisticated eaters. 🐽🐷

BACON🐖🥓

Beyond All Chances Of Negotiation

SPEAK

Blue elves instigated great events 🎆🎉🎇

 

GRAND

Ginger Roots Are Never Dismal

SPICE