Camber 2019

I didn't get a pony for my 6th birthday.😪😡 Is it abuse?

Absolutely. This should entitle you to a lifetime of participation trophies and exemption from most laws, along with tax breaks...

Have usual rays taken someone? 👽🛸

SPACE 🚀🌠🌑

She Purportedly Ate Canned Eels

GROSS

People who always play the victim...

View every new try seriously

 

SUPER

She Usually Pulls Erections Regularly

HURTS

Some magicians eat car keys🔑🚗

KNOCK 🎶

Some Magicians ATE Car Keys

Average bowlers often use towels 🎳

FRUIT🍒

First Rate Universities Integrate Technology

SMACK

Squeeze mayonnaise bottles that waste mayo!!

A pair of kitchen scissors and a small spatula... Wha-La!

Not one invitee sampled everything.

 

ALIBI

A Little Itty Bitty Insect

ABOUT

My only niece eats yams🥔🥔

TONIC 🍹

Tumultuous Orangutans Needlessly Incited Chaos

NOISE

Seared pig really is good

RIVER

Reluctant Investors Value Every Return

MONEY

Butt ugly guys get yawns 😥💔

PLANT 🌾🌻

Platypus Lips Are Never Tight

SCREW

Try running after imbibing nightly😵🍻

FILES 💼

Few Intelligent Ladies Elicit Sex

BUGGY

Don't feel like saying hello today 🦔🐧🤪😜

Exactly!!!!

Imagine my alligator gracefully eating

 

DRIFT

Dual Railroads Integrate Freight Trains

TRAIN

People who only say hello when they feel like it...

Can anyone really get organized? 😵

PETTY 😒

Potentially Elite Theologians Touted Yashmacs

IMAGE

Children have indulged cute kittens 🐈

CACTI 🌵

Cats Are Cautious Toward Intruders

CLAWS

People who never call or visit, then make a comment about never seeing you...

Stars' temperature is not known 🌟🌠

GROSS 🤢

Giant Roosters Only Sleep Standing

CHICK

People Eat Apples Cut Halfway

 

GUIDE

Guy's Underwear Is Dirty Everyday

STINK

Still in animal mode?Squid can actually lasso eels😜🦑🐍

 

BOARS🐗

Being Overly Anxious Really Sucks

STRAP

Booze often involves some ethanol🍹

HEELS 👣

Haddock Eventually Eat Little Salmon

SCALE

having to work on my "day off"

HeartAce... don't go there, she will only do it again. Over, and over. If not to you, to someone else for sure.

There were many reasons - obviously the relationship went to certain stereotypes, which it normally does but it is probably not what a younger girl would expect to happen. As I said, I spent time around the former ex and the old house (which she respected but didn't like very much), and my climbing back after the careeer hit also took a lot of my time and energy. I just didn't find enough time for her... I tried to compensate this at times but I guess it wasn't enough as it would have appeared as one-offs. Our sex life took its toll also because of all this.

You sound like I did when my ex left me. Same "excuses" from her. Not to sound blunt, but those are things people say when they are trying to get out of a relationship because of another interest.

After I made a fool of myself believing it was my fault, I eventually found out about the numerous men she had been involved with while still living in our home, with our 3 year old...