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Clarke hated undercooked cold kiwi.

 

Foggy

Fred Ordered Gated Gorgonzola Yesterday

CRAZE

C'mon...it's called picking your nose. ☝🤫

Damn... Wiseman figured it out!

Washing my face in the shower, and jabbed my nostril with my pinky finger. I hate when that happens!

Sneaky cats ate LaHermes' eggs 🥚🙀

TROLL 🧙

Try Reading Old Love Lullabies

CHUCK

I had a hot dog in Edinburgh once.... it was DISGUSTING!

I want a hot dog now🌭🌭

Do they even have hot dogs in "Eastern Europe"???

Google "pink slime" 🧠🤢

"Hey, if eating hot dogs is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

People getting killed because of a chicken sandwich. Only in America!

I knew those chickens that were protesting would get violent!

Buffalo ran amok in Nebraska🐂🐂🐂🐂

CLOUD ⛅

Curious Lizards Obtained Unaltered Data

SCALE

Why have old owls pooped? 🦉💨

ARROW 🏹

Are Redheads Really Objectified Women?

BRAIN

Idiots annoy me. Idiots who think they are smart, and too stupid to realize how stupid they are. (Not referring to anyone on this forum.)

I had a friend like that.. it was actually amusing to watch him get into predicaments!

Bring unusual toys to school. 🏹🔬🔭

DEMON👹

Don't Even Mention Obnoxious Narcissists!

WHOOP

Treacherous roads are dangerous escapes 🚧🚗🚙

TRAIN 🚂

Tight Rear-ends Are Insanely Nice!

BUTTS

A big project that was just sprung on my department that will require the entire team to shift to working overnight and will take 10 days but we're being given 4 days to complete it. My manager went home today without telling anyone and he doesn't have a plan for how to make this project work. I'm being told to "come up with something". My "something " may be a new job lol. Not stressing because if they continue to ask for the impossible I'll simply resign. I've had enough of anxiety and job stress. I won't do it anymore.

Sounds as if your manager is suffering from "Castelli in aria"!!!

How many people buy extra candy to eat themselves ? 🍡💀🍬🎃🍫👻

People actually eat themselves?

Tall people who look back to talk to someone while walking forward (or walk backwards while talking to someone) and bump into you!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Never ever reaffirm virtual elegance

PLACE

Pudgy Little Aardvarks Continued Eating

PIGGY

Randy elders played last year 👵👴🧓

TIMES 🕑🕚🕢

Think I Might Entertain Serenity

NASTY

When witches fly on broom sticks, are they still feeling the force of gravity? If so, it must really hurt their %$#@'s

I specifically don't ask my 10 year old -but then he spills it all when it's bedtime of course!

Yeah, he tells his Step-Mother everything, because she isn't his real parent. That gives her the capability of being "cool".

LOL! So the thing is (1) he was in my bag to check something really important for me -whether the car seat is sufficiently inflated; and (2) there's a remote possibility that when I was cleaning up last night i kicked the umbrella behind the bicycle. So he actually did apologize but I'm just minorly annoyed.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh... the truth comes out!

I'll post a picture so you all know how cute he is

Wiseman???

I remember how I hated when my parents asked questions about school and classes when I was a teenager. And now that I see them twice a year, I miss them a lot!

I guess I was the same way! It was just so long ago for me! And it seems to happen if the parent doesn't get Every. Single. Detail. exactly as it should be... then the teen thinks we just don't pay attention!

Getting snipped at by my teenager for attempting to show an interest in his life (heaven forbid!)

My ex boyfriend would move my pillows and stuffed animals all over my room, it drove me crazy

Thus the prefix "ex" !!!!

I can only imagine if he moved your stuffed Sloth!