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angelheart65

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I was recently sent this in my e-mail about true friends I hope it brings a smile to you face.

 

Here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

 

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

 

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

 

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

 

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

 

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining

 

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

 

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

 

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

 

This is my oath. .I pledge it till the end. Why? you may ask. Because you

are my friend.

 

Remember: A good friend will never ask you to help them move.

 

A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

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