Reasons why I shouldn't text my ex:
1. I wasn't worth even a phone call. You broke up with me via text while I was deployed.
2. You don't even lift!
3. You often ignored me when you were upset instead of talk
4. Talking to you is like talking to a wall
5. You spend too much money, you can't even afford that jeep you bought new off the lot. Good luck with that.