Today, 9pm
CautiousCook
I am planning on cooking my girlfriend spaghetti for dinner, but discovered that the local deli was out of Parmesan cheese. Can anyone suggest a good substitute?
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Today, 9:02pm
LuckyInLove
Dump her man! Expecting cheese on her spaghetti spells C.H.E.A.T.I.N.G...have you not noticed the first three letters yet?????????
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Today, 9:03pm
PUArtist
It depends. If she is a 6, and you are a 15, then the cube root of cheese indicates that you can expect her strands of spaghetti to form a figure 8. But if she is a 4, and you are a 5, then you’re too young to be handling boiling water anyway.
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Today, 9:06pm
Squeaky2012
I am in a similar situation with my gf. I bought all the Parmesan cheese in my local deli and then discovered I have no spaghetti. Luckily my gf is a mouse so I am hoping we can get thru this.
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Today, 9:06pm
LuckyInLove
Dump her man! Mice are frigid. Have you not noticed the last three letters yet??????????
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Today, 9:07pm
CautiousCook
Update: I texted her and she said it was cool, she has some cheese and she is bringing it with her. Whew! I’m excited and nervous!
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Today, 9:08pm
Punster
Grate
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Today, 9:08pm
Lolzita
I am lik in a simaliar situaton wit my bf he is a pece of cheese and he is grate to me tho he live 250000 miles away we txt lik every wk do u think we shd skype 2 or is he jus playing games
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Today, 9:09pm
LuckyInLove
He should dump you before you dump him on Skype.
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Today, 9:09pm
CautiousCook
A mouse fell in the spaghetti pan and I had to throw it out. We’re getting Chinese instead.
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Today, 9:10pm
PUArtist
In that case I recommend you order numbers 4, 5, 6, 12, 15 and the egg rolls.
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Today, 9:11pm
LuckyInLove
You did the right thing to dump that cheating spaghetti. Next!