OldRomantic83

Alien: Covenant... seems to get a lot of hate from what I saw other people write but I personally quite enjoyed it.

Frogs In Really Skinny Trousers

JEANS

Dire Straits - Romeo & Juliet.

You promised me everything, you promised me thick and thin...

Now you just say 'oh Romeo, yeah you know I used to have a scene with him'...

Crude Old Monkeys Irritate Chinchillas

ANNOY

The Hedgehog Underneath Many les

SPIKE

that picture man.... omg too funny

Gorillas Roast Iced Marshmallows Economically

TOAST

Flying Like Orangutans At Teatime

TREES

Nigel Organizes The Evil Seagulls

BIRDS

a greetings card I bought for no other reason than it makes me laugh whenever I look at it.

Its 2 macho looking 70's style guys looking at each other, one speech bubble reads - 'you sh*g that bird last night...?'... the other says - 'nah, it hadn't defrosted properly.'.

I'm easily amused

Goodness Resides Outside Unscrupulous Penguins

CUBES

You don't care about anybody's feelings but your own... you hide behind this facade of being caring and generous, when you are only out for your own gains. You left me with so many feelings yet have no interest in hearing about them... yet I have to hear about your perfect life...? the way you treated me, used me, and left me without warning, you should feel lucky I want anything to do with you at all... yet you find a way to make it about yourself as usual. I loved you like I've loved no other, I gave you my heart and soul... and you've ripped them to bits and dragged them through the mud. I am slowly learning to dislike you... and to see you for the selfish, materialistic, two-faced snake you truly are.

Much love, R.