Sir Peter Maxwell

Once you are older and you are out in the world working etc your confidence will increase and you will look back on how you feel now as if it was another lifetime.

Yes dear boy it is a medical fact that masturbation causes pimples, you should stop that dreadful activity.

I suggest you speak to the girl even if you have pimples and see what she says to you. You never know old chap she might even like you and allow you to mount her.

Sir Peter Maxwell