pick up lines

[sasha_faye]

this is gonna sound juvenile, but my sorority is doing Presentations tonight, which is where all the girls from our plege class have to "present" themselves to the fraternities. We have to introduce ourselves and then say a really raunchy pick up line. (It's a tradition.) The boys hoot and holler, laugh, etc.

 

I've looked online, but all the pick up lines are more about men picking up women! All the pick up lines I've found are really male specific.

 

Are there any silly favorites out there that people don't mind sharing?

[MacGyverRI]

Hey big boy, is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

Hi, have you ever helped a girl do a bikini trim and will you kiss it better if you nick me with the razor?

[spunkmaster]

Hi. Nice Shoes! Wanna ****?

 

Seems to work, lol.

[Karhu]

My most successfull pickup line is "Hello" or "Hi" with some eye contact and a little smile. it works nearly every time.

[MacGyverRI]

Reading comprehension? It helps

 

 

We have to introduce ourselves and then say a really raunchy pick up line. (It's a tradition.) The boys hoot and holler, laugh, etc.

 

I've looked online, but all the pick up lines are more about men picking up women! All the pick up lines I've found are really male specific.

[willow2900]

Are you the one?

The one who's keeping me warm tonight!

[Newo Ikkin]

Hi. Nice Shoes! Wanna ****?

 

Seems to work, lol.

 

Thats how I got my fiance

[Deviant_Kate]

"Wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?"

 

That one is courtesy of my disgusting friend D.J.

[joiseygrl]

Don't be afraid if a big fat white guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, because I asked santa for you for Christmas.

 

That shirt looks great on you, but it would look better crumpled up on my bedroom floor.

 

Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cuz I can totally see myself in your pants.

 

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 

**** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Herbert?

 

I can read palms. (Take his hand and write phone # on it) Oooh -- it says you're gonna call me soon!

 

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

 

"Pick a number between 1 and 10." He replies with a number. “Damn, you lose now take off your clothes."

 

Hi, are you here to meet a nice girl, or will I do?

 

"Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" you ask innocently.

“No,” he answers. Wink

 

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

 

Nice f-ing weather. Want to?

 

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them, I've got all weekend.

 

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

 

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

[JimmerJammer]

joiseygrl,

 

you got me laughing pretty good!

 

how bout these:

 

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

 

There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.

 

Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you?

 

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

 

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

 

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me?

 

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

 

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

 

You ain't the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!

 

You wanna come over to my place and play battleship? You can sink me with your submarine.

 

You wanna play bakeshop and stuff my chocolate eclair with your Venetian Creme?