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Things that really suck (valentines day edition)


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Oh my god... valentines day is THE worst hallmark holiday EVER. I HATE it with every ounce of blood within me (besides the bit of candy my mom leaves for me, and I go out and eat more and end up getting really sick) because of all the mushy frikin pish-posh. I'm going to spend all day inside my house punching myself in the face and throat as hard as I can because I hate it... I HATE valentine's day so much that it makes me wanna scream! Just what I need... more reminders of my own lonliness... You all can go ahead and play that "get well" card on me like my mom does; tell me "it's not as bad as you think." or "don't worry, there are lots of guys out there like you" or "it just takes time, don't worry about what they say, you're cool!" While I thank those who say such things from the bottom of my heart, as much as I do and as greatful I am... I'm pissed at them for lying to me. It angers me. Lying how? Let me explain.

 

My friend wrote something extremely relevent in one of his blogs. Here's the gist of it; you would never tell your wife/girlfriend that she looks fat in that dress, her nose looks funny, the woman sitting over there is much prettier, or whatnot. That's a one-way non-stop guranteed trip to no sex, sleepin' on the sofa, or if she's impulsive and emotional, sleepin' in a cheap motel. So, you (deliberately or not) lie to her, and tell her what she wants to hear. While lying can be practical or even necesscary in some cases, some delusion of grandeur and optimism may come over them and once the inevitability of truth is in plain sight, it's a leading stalwart of taking it over the deep end.

 

All the people throughout my years in school (and even afterwords) who harass me, tease me, call me names, threaten me, beat me up, and steal from me unfortunately had a hint of truth to their poisonous words and actions. Even though I've subconsciously known the following to be true since age 12 or 13, these people aided me in learning the following;

 

I'm ugly

I'm stupid

I'm full of myself

I'm annoying

I'm puny and weak

I belong in an insane assylum

I'm nothing but an erotomanic weirdo

I have the reverse miadis touch

I'm creepily delusional

I have bipolar episodes where I can't control myself and do some strange/retarded things and that's a huge turn-off

 

I tell myself "SCREW YOU, I HATE YOU!" to the mirror on a regular basis. I've tried the meds, and they're not working at all. In fact, I enjoy punching myself as hard as I can in the face and neck... I get a rush from it. I can't sleep at all at night... I couldn't fall asleep until about 10 AM this morning and woke up at 4:30. Ever since I quit the pot a few months ago, everything's just been crashing down like a plane which's engines became defective in midair.

 

LEGALIZE MEDICINAL MARIJUANA IN AMERICA!!

 

"I feel so alone, gonna end up a big a big ol' pile of them bones." -Alice In Chains

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"I'm going to spend all day inside my house punching myself in the face and throat as hard as I can because I hate it... "

 

I'm with you on that one. Valentine's day is a day where we give small chalky candies to someone we hope to have sex with as a way of commemorating the grisly death of an early Christian.

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What's canoodling? I don't know what it means, but I already don't like it based on your context.

 

I forgot this when I'd made my earlier post. I had dinner at my favorite upscale bar-cafe-coffee-club tonight. They had this poster on the wall about couples night on Valentines Day. Only couples can get in that night and the theme will be mushy Valentines Day crap with candles and all.

 

Apparently, I'll have to go to a less classy bar to be able to gain admittance as a singler person on Valentines Day. I'm really getting p'd off with this holiday!

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What's canoodling? I don't know what it means, but I already don't like it based on your context.

 

I forgot this when I'd made my earlier post. I had dinner at my favorite upscale bar-cafe-coffee-club tonight. They had this poster on the wall about couples night on Valentines Day. Only couples can get in that night and the theme will be mushy Valentines Day crap with candles and all.

 

Apparently, I'll have to go to a less classy bar to be able to gain admittance as a singler person on Valentines Day. I'm really getting p'd off with this holiday!

 

2. canoodling

 

1. any form of sexual activity ex: flirting, sex, making out, cuddling, hugging, kissing, and many more...

 

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Man, couples ONLY. bummer.

 

Valentines day is my favorite day to get high (not necesscarily 4:20) but I can't smoke pot or buy alcohol for that matter

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About 5 years ago I quit complaining about Valentines day and just stopped celebrating it all together, and stopped believing in it. Much the same way some of the religious groups don't celebrate christmas. Its very liberating. I don't even think about it when it comes up. Sometimes i laugh at all the poor suckers who either a) fall for the crass commercialism of this holiday, or b) get all miserable because they don't have someone to celebrate it with. If you REALLY want to celebrate this - go out with your friends and have a girls night out. Besides, this year its on a Wednesday. Whos really gonna be doing anything. what with work the next day and things going on, just treat it like a typical wednesday.

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About 5 years ago I quit complaining about Valentines day and just stopped celebrating it all together, and stopped believing in it. Much the same way some of the religious groups don't celebrate christmas. Its very liberating. I don't even think about it when it comes up. Sometimes i laugh at all the poor suckers who either a) fall for the crass commercialism of this holiday, or b) get all miserable because they don't have someone to celebrate it with. If you REALLY want to celebrate this - go out with your friends and have a girls night out. Besides, this year its on a Wednesday. Whos really gonna be doing anything. what with work the next day and things going on, just treat it like a typical wednesday.

 

uh... I'm a guy.

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Why don't you go make yourself some little heart shaped pot brownies then, and go call yourself dirty names in the mirror?

 

Sounds like you are less asking for help here than wanting us to comment on your pitifulness.

 

THe first step in recovery is to recognize and admit you have a problem.

THe second is to GET THE HECK OVER IT and MOVE ON.

 

I suggest you get on to step 2.

Sounds like you have bigger problems than V Day.

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Valentines day is merely for those people that aren't brave enough to voice their feelings any other day of the year and think that spending 6 quid on a bit of card with a red fabric heart on and a bit of glitter that falls off instantly is the way to show it.

 

Oh, and to make already lonely people want to kill themselves just that little bit more.

 

Stay in, listen to angry music, get drunk and rant about the injustice of it all, while secretly wishing you could be at a couples only convention clutching your very own bit of card, with a fabric red heart on that covers you in red glitter making you look slightly gay that your infinitely unoriginal girlfriend just gave you.

 

Or just treat it like any other day.

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