DocInPA Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 1) House was too cold. 2) Feng Shui. 3) Judgement from God. 4) We chose the wrong color for the car. 5) Dog liked me better. 6) I am bad at doing laundry. 7) Bathroom sink drained slowly and could not fix it. 8 ) Excessive channel flipping. 9) Hogging bandwidth. 10) Marking off days on the calendar one day too early. Quote Link to comment
MrSparky Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Number 10 would have done it for me. You'da been outta that door quicker than you can mark it off your calendar. Quote Link to comment
MacGyverRI Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 5a. My Ferret didn't like my ex wife which proves Ferrets are very intelligent! 11. She was just using you. Relationships are like bad colds, you will get over them Quote Link to comment
J6hn Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 You have ferrets? I have two, they're very very dosile compared to my previous one. Quote Link to comment
i2oadi2unnei2 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Bah! Look on the bright side, all those things are now yours keep! Quote Link to comment
anggrace Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Did she really say thats WHY she left you??? Yikes! Quote Link to comment
DocInPA Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 Hehe, it is more my "rationaliziing" over things. Although I *do* think that feng shui thing has somehting to do with it. Never mover furniture, ever. Quote Link to comment
anggrace Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Hmmm, kinda thought that. Pretty funny though. Quote Link to comment
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