Silliest Things I Have Blamed For Her Leaving Me

[DocInPA]

1) House was too cold.

2) Feng Shui.

3) Judgement from God.

4) We chose the wrong color for the car.

5) Dog liked me better.

6) I am bad at doing laundry.

7) Bathroom sink drained slowly and could not fix it.

8 ) Excessive channel flipping.

9) Hogging bandwidth.

10) Marking off days on the calendar one day too early.

[MrSparky]

Number 10 would have done it for me.

 

You'da been outta that door quicker than you can mark it off your calendar.

[MacGyverRI]

5a. My Ferret didn't like my ex wife which proves Ferrets are very intelligent!

 

11. She was just using you.

 

Relationships are like bad colds, you will get over them

[J6hn]

You have ferrets? I have two, they're very very dosile compared to my previous one.

[i2oadi2unnei2]

Bah! Look on the bright side, all those things are now yours keep!

[anggrace]

Did she really say thats WHY she left you??? Yikes!

[DocInPA]

Hehe, it is more my "rationaliziing" over things.

Although I *do* think that feng shui thing has somehting to do with it. Never mover furniture, ever.

[anggrace]

Hmmm, kinda thought that. Pretty funny though.